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Roses are red. voilets are corny. when i think of you babes it makes me so HORNY!!! Adult Funny sms
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English
Sex is evil and evil's a sin. but sins are forgiven so lets get stuck in!!
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Urdu
Hila zor se hila hila pura hila dil se hila sabke samne hila jitna hilaogay utna
maza ayega warana halwa jal jayega:P
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Urdu
ferrari asked foxi : tumhari ankhain kyun bahar nikli hue hain ?
foxi replied :agar tumhara engine tumhare gand main laga dain tu tumhari ankhain bhee bahar nikal aayain gi.
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Urdu
conductor : bachcay ka full ticket lage ga!
lady : yeh tu abhi nipple chusta hai!
conductor : wo tu is ka baap bhi choosta hai, tu kya uska bhi aadha loo gi ?
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English
imtehan main aik larki nay teacher se kaha kay main nakal mar loon ?
teacher nay kaha tum naqal maroo per hum tu asal hi marain gay.
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English
Na chahat hai sitaron ki, Na tamanna hai nazaroon ki, Bas aap jaisa dost mil
jaye
MAA CHOD DAIN GEY SAROON KI.
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English
Jack & Jill went up da hill 2 have a little fun.But stupid Jill forgot da pill and now they have a son.
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Peter Peter Pumpkin eater had a wife & liked to beat her smacked her twice around da head F**ked her arse & went 2 bed! Adult Funny sms
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A man said 2 his doctor 'everytime I look in the mirror I get an erection' the doctor said 'That's because u look like a cunt!
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A teacher asked "wot part of the body goes to heaven first?" A child replied "feet" - coz every nite i c my mum with her feet in the air screamin GOD I'M COMIN!
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A girl who opens her hands recieves gifts, who opens her heart receives love, who opens her legs receives happiness .
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Mobilink regrets 2 inform u that the network has gone down on everyone except u. We regret 2 inform u that no one would go down on u not even a network.
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23 useless parts on a mans body.20 nails u cant hammer.2 balls u cant throw &1 cock that cant "crow" dont laff ladies?? UR PUSSY CANT CATCH MICE
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Why do women have orgasms during sex??? It gives them something to moan about even when they are fuc***g enjoyin themselves
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Do you like maths?if so add a bed subtract ur clothes divide your legs and we can multiply!
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Types of arse ...
(_!_)An arse (__!__)Fat arse (!)Tight arse (_?_)Dumb arse (_*_)Sore arse (_zzz_)Tired arse (_E=mc2_)Smart arse (_x_)Kiss my arse!!

Types of arse ...
(_!_)An arse (__!__)Fat arse (!)Tight arse (_?_)Dumb arse (_*_)Sore arse (_zzz_)Tired arse (_E=mc2_)Smart arse (_x_)Kiss my arse!! .
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English
HOW 2 SATISFY A WOMAN: caress excite cuddle fascinate spoil kiss rub tease pamper console worship respect & love. HOW 2 SATISFY A MAN: blow job
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Old mother Hubbard went 2 d cupboard 2 fetch d poor dog a bone. but when she bent over Rover took over & gave her a bone of his own!
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