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Collection of slightly adult sms text messages in roman Urdu, hindi and
English. Send these funny adult sms, adult sms forwards, free adult sms,
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Urdu
1 bandariya ka 1 naya bacha hua jis sey woh bohat pyar karney lagi
yeh dekh kar bara bacha jelous honey laga aik raat uss ney apni maa kee
chest Adult Hindi sms
par zehar laga diya suba dekha to baap mara para tha.
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English
how is sex related to maths?..add two person and a bed..substract
cloths..divide the legs..multiply the strokes..and the result is
satisfucktion..!aha!!!
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English
Sex is a sensation. It's about a man's temptation, putting his location
in a
woman's destination. Do you understand the explanation or do you need a
demonstration?
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Urdu
Hila zor se hila hila pura hila dil se hila sabke samne hila jitna
hilaogay utna
maza ayega warana halwa jal jayega:P
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Urdu
ferrari asked foxi : tumhari ankhain kyun bahar nikli hue hain ?
foxi replied :agar tumhara engine tumhare gand main laga dain tu tumhari
ankhain bhee bahar nikal aayain gi.
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Urdu
conductor : bachcay ka full ticket lage ga!
lady : yeh tu abhi nipple chusta hai!
conductor : wo tu is ka baap bhi choosta hai, tu kya uska bhi aadha loo
gi ?
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Urdu
imtehan main aik larki nay teacher se kaha kay main nakal mar loon ?
teacher nay kaha tum naqal maroo per hum tu asal hi marain gay.
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Urdu
Na chahat hai sitaron ki, Na tamanna hai nazaroon ki, Bas aap jaisa dost
mil
jaye
MAA CHOD DAIN GEY SAROON KI.
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Urdu
aik MUMAY nay dosray MUMAY se pocha.......
Larai nichli gali main hoti hai
Pakray hum jatay hain...!!!
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Urdu
Pehlay kiss karo..
Phir shirt utaro..Adult Hindi sms
Phir fuck karo..
Kitna asan hai sex karna !!
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English
Girl to Doctor: My mobile got stuck in my vagina since last 4 days in
vibration mode.
Doctor: OK, I will remove this easily.
Girl: Just recharge the battery.
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Urdu
Aik bus mein girls ki team aur boys ki team ban antakshari khelne ke
liye.
Girls : Hum tumhe hara ke dikhayenge!
Boys : Hum har gaye, chalo ab dikhao.
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English
how is sex related to maths?..add two person and a bed..substract
cloths..divide the legs..multiply the strokes..and the result is
satisfucktion..!aha!!!
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Urdu
Oorat k Doodh k 5 faide
1. Boil nhi karna parta
2. Kharab nhi hota
3. Har umar k Mard ki pasand
4. Dil kash packing main
5. Aik k saath dusra FREE
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English
Amitabh bachan in KBC
Question for 10 lac to Sardar jee
What is the colour of your wife's underwear?
Option 1 : White
Option 2 : Grey
Option 3 : Black
Option 4 : Blue
Sardar jee : Can i phone a friend?
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Urdu
4 facts
1 mammay aur jazbat jitne dabao utne ubhrte hain
2 snake aur pudi jahan deko mar do.
3 doodh aur gand phtne ki awaz nahin ati
4 pani aur lun apna rasita khud bana laite hain
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English
A guy walks up to a girl and says: Wanna play *Magic*? She says: What's
that? He says: We go to my place, have sex and than you disappear!!
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English
American students say : people who never experience good sex and do not
perform well in bed, usually read their SMS messages with their right
hand.
English
American students say : people who never experience good sex and do not
perform well in bed, usually read their SMS messages with their right
hand.
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English Adult Hindi sms
Its been a rough day. I got up this
morning, put on a shirt N a button
fell off. I picked up my briefcase N the handle came off. I'm afraid 2
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