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English
When I went to the Madras,
I fucked a lady on the grass...Adult Joke

When I insert inch One,
She says its none...

When I insert inch Two
She says its few...

When I insert inch Three,
She says its free...

When I insert inch Four,
She says its i want more...

When I insert inch Five,
She says its just like a knife...

When I insert inch Six,
She says its fix...

When I insert inch Seven,
She says i m feeling in a heaven...

When I insert inch Eight,
She says its great...

When I insert inch Nine,
She says its hole of mine...

When I insert inch Ten,
She says are you a donkey or a man...
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Urdu English Mix
"When nobody luvs u, nobody cares 4 u, nobody think about u, every 1 ignores u, then go and sit in the corner close ur eyes and think Bhanchod Akhir Chakar kya hai?

Teacher : Hame in machron ko paida hone se rokna chahiye.
Student : Wo to ho hi nahin sakta.
Teacher : Kyon?
Student : Kyon ki itna chota condom ban hi nahi sakta.
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Urdu
choos lo na
chosnay k liya tu hai
tum bhi chosva laina
main bhi choos don ge Adult Joke
plz plz plz plz
chooslo yeh lolly pop
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Urdu
Kashte phasee bhanhwar main ab mojain hi par lagaeein gi
Jab apne naseeb hi gandoo hon to mojain bahn yawain gi
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Urdu
Aandu, pandu & gandu teen dost hote hain.
1st aandu jo randiyoon ka chokidaar tha.
2nd pandu jo randiyoon ka dallal tha.
or 3rd wo jo mera sms phadraha hai
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English
Q: What is a kiss?
A: Very simple, its an enquiry at the top floor about the vacancy in the ground
floor.
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Urdu
Jo mila aurat ko mila!! Hont milay chuswany ko, Mammay milay dabwanay ko, Phuddi mili chudwanay ko. Aur apko kia mila??? LUN!!! aor wo b sirf hilaney ko??? so
hilao...
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Urdu
sex karo daily,agar wo mil jay akali
agar na mily akali tu pakar lo us ke sahale,
agar na mily sahale,tu zindabad hathale,
par sex karo daily
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English
Niple niple little star ...can i suck you in my car ...up above the breast so
have...always milky never dry...let me touch it never shy...in the bra it
will be dry ...
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Urdu
thora sa karne do
Plz thora sa karne do
kisi ko pati nahi chale ga
bus thora sa karne do
aik chota sa sms
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Urdu English Mix
A girl for First the time was handling a boy's cock. After some time, some drops
came out, she asked wat's that? The boy said:Yeh Khushi ke AANSOO hai.
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English
A peach is a peach,a plum is a plum,A kiss ain't a kiss without some tongue.So Adult Joke
open up your mouth and close you eyes and give your tongue some exercises!!

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