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Collection of slightly adult sms text messages in roman Urdu, hindi and
English. Send these funny adult sms, adult sms forwards, free adult sms,
adult messages, adult sms jokes, Hindi adult sms, Urdu sexy adult sms to
amuse your friends, desi sms, erotic sms, rude sms, sexy sms messages.
Please see following sms only if you are above 18 years old.
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Urdu
Ah ohh ah ohh
nahi nahi
uff ,
nahi
ah ah ah ah; Adult Jokes
plz dont
nahi nahi nahi
aaaah aah aah aah
uff uff uff uff
bus
ah nahi oie
oie nahi
ah ah
ah
aby kyo chekh raha ha mobile gand main lay lia ha kya..
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Urdu
Gandoo ki 3 nishaniyan:
1. Hamesha bewaqt miss call dega.
2. Gande Gande SMS muskra kar parhe ga.
3. Don't scroll down:
Adult Jokes
Jis baat ko mana karo wo zaroor kare ga.
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English
If u hav 2 eggs between ur 2 legs u r a man but if u hav 4 eggs
between ur 2 legs don't think u r a superman someone is F**king u
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Urdu
Dost 1 : Apni girl friend ko chand mat kehna.
Dost 2 : woh kyun?
Dost 3 : Kehtay hain us per bhi 3 4 log char chukay hain.
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English
Sex is like a restaurant, sometimes u get good service, sometimes bad
service, sometimes no service and many times u hav 2 be happy wid self
service.
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Urdu English Mix
all couple have different phases of sex life, age: 20 din raat, age: 28
roz raat,
age: 38 jume-e-raat, age: 48 eid shabraat, age: 58 only JAZBAAT... above
60 no no bury Bat
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Urdu
Boy to Girl : Tumhari dono tango kay darmian main kia hai ?
Girl : Meri dono tango kay darmian main aik lakeer hai.
Girl : Tumhari dono tango kay darmian main kiay hai ?
Boy : Lakeer ka faqeer.
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Urdu
Aurat or chayee may char qualities dekho
Tayz ho..
Garam ho..
Doodh Ziyadaa ho.. Adult Jokes
Jo raat ko sonay naa dey.. |
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