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Urdu
Ah ohh ah ohh

nahi nahi
uff ,
nahi

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plz dont
nahi nahi nahi

aaaah aah aah aah
uff uff uff uff
bus

ah nahi oie

oie nahi

ah ah

ah

aby kyo chekh raha ha mobile gand main lay lia ha kya..
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Urdu
Gandoo ki 3 nishaniyan:
1. Hamesha bewaqt miss call dega.
2. Gande Gande SMS muskra kar parhe ga.
3. Don't scroll down:

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Jis baat ko mana karo wo zaroor kare ga.
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English
If u hav 2 eggs between ur 2 legs u r a man but if u hav 4 eggs
between ur 2 legs don't think u r a superman someone is F**king u
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Urdu
Dost 1 : Apni girl friend ko chand mat kehna.
Dost 2 : woh kyun?
Dost 3 : Kehtay hain us per bhi 3 4 log char chukay hain.
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English
Sex is like a restaurant, sometimes u get good service, sometimes bad service, sometimes no service and many times u hav 2 be happy wid self service.
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Urdu English Mix
all couple have different phases of sex life, age: 20 din raat, age: 28 roz raat,
age: 38 jume-e-raat, age: 48 eid shabraat, age: 58 only JAZBAAT... above 60 no no bury Bat
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Urdu
Boy to Girl : Tumhari dono tango kay darmian main kia hai ?
Girl : Meri dono tango kay darmian main aik lakeer hai.
Girl : Tumhari dono tango kay darmian main kiay hai ?
Boy : Lakeer ka faqeer.
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Urdu
Aurat or chayee may char qualities dekho

Tayz ho..

Garam ho..

Doodh Ziyadaa ho.. Adult Jokes

Jo raat ko sonay naa dey..

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