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Urdu
Rishte ki baat chal rahi thi:
Faraz clerk hai 5000 pagar hai
uper se 15000 kamata hai
lardki walle: lardki nurse hai Adult mms
2500 pagar hai + nicche se 50000
kamati hai!
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Urdu
host says to wife: papoo de man mera jigri yar aya ae ide layee kuch
packa
wife says to host: ke pakawan gar wich kuch wi nee
host says to wife: hor kuch naee te apna phuda packa
guest says to him: pakawan di lor naee sanoo kacha ee deo
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Urdu
"HONEYMOON"
H-hawas mita do
O-or chuso
N-nanga karke
E-ek hi jhatke mein
Y-yeh gaya
M-mar dala
O-or dalo
O-or tez
N-ni..k..a.. l...g..a. y..a
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English Urdu Mix
Sardar holding his wife's boobs; "jay eh thoray sakht honde tenu bra di
lor nai
si"
Wife holds his penis; "je eh thora vada honda menu teray pra de lor nai
si"
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English Urdu Mix
"Tendulker" Having Sex With "Malika"
Malika:Tumhari LuLi par tu AIDS Likha Hai;
Tendulker:MAA ki LORI KHARA tu hone de "ADDIDAS likha hai
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English Urdu Mix
Feelings of girls after exam & Sex..
Adult mms
kitna lamba tha.kash thoda time aur mil jata.
Pahele kitna darr lag raha tha na.Pta hi nahi Lga kab ho gya.
mera to shoot gya tha thoda.3 ghnte mujhe to saans hi nahi aayi.
saari raat nahi soyi.Pata nahi ajeeb sa dalte hain.
Aage se soch smjh kar tyari se dungi.
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English
2 men went to fuck a girl.
1st came out after fucking a girl n said...
''My wife is better''
2nd went in ,fuck a girl... Came out n said...
''U were right, your wife is better..
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English
Richman to poorman- "How-come ur penis so big? Poorman-replied:
"B'coz in my childhood i had no other toys to play"!!!
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English
Sardar wid Grandson.Late nite Shouts,"I need a Girl,I hv an
Erection!" Gson says,"1st its 2 Late,2nd ur 75yrs Old,3rd d Cock u
holdin is
mine"
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English
4 road signs which stands in front of a womans vagina....
1)Caution-dark tunnel. 2)Drive carefully-road wet n slippery. 3)Go
slow.4) Men
at work
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Urdu
3 gushtian apas men apni khuwahshien bol rahi thi... pehli gashti:
mere 2 husband hon jo saari raat lagain... doosri gashti: mere 4 husband
hon jo
din raat ki shift
lagain....teesri gashti: mera ek hee shohar ho uska
chhota sa
lund ho us se mera ek cute beta ho jp bada ho kar cricketer baney jab
worldcup
ka final ho last ball per 2 runs ki zarurat ho aur wo out hojaye aur 16
crore
awam kahey teri MAA ko Lun..............
Pehle usne chunni utaari Phir Kameez phir undershirt or phir bra utara
aur
aakhir main .. salvaar bhi utar di. Adult mms
Phir?
Phir kiya kaproon wali taar khaali ho gayi... |
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