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English Adult Poems
I like your style - I like your class - but most of all i like your arse!
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Latest porn releases : shaving private ryan. position impossible. as big
as it gets. forest hump.
riding miss daisy. starwhores and pornocchio.
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I hereby place u under arrest 4 violating code 69 - distracting public
with ur xtreme good looks & sex appeal, remain silent & report 2 my
bedroom.
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I once had a ONE-2-ONE night with a VIRGIN.She teased me till i got an
ERICKSON.sucked me till my face went ORANGE till i busted my load of
SEIMEN over her NOKIAS.
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Why is Sex a 3 letter word? Its easier to spell than...
OHMYGODYESNOOSSHITYESDEEPER-YESGODNOPLEASENOSHITYESOH- SHITFU*KNOYESYESYESSHITOH.
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Are these your eyes, I found them between my breasts
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23 useless parts on a mans body.20 nails u cant hammer.2 balls u cant
throw &1 cock that cant "crow" dont laff ladies?? UR PUSSY CANT CATCH
MICE
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I wish I were a ring Upon my girlfriend's hand, 'Cause everytime she'd
wipe her rear I'd see the promised land...
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Sex is like pizza. When its good, its VERY GOOD. When its bad, its Still
pretty good!! Adult poems
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There is Hot-sex, Fast-sex, Group-sex, Safe-sex, Leather-sex,
Telephone-sex, and for people with your face ...NO SEX !
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SEASON DHAMAKA OFFER
Send your girlfriend to me and win a baby
HURRY UP
First ten will get twins
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I want to suck you... I want to lick you... I wanna move my tongue all
over you... I want to feel you in my mouth... that's how u... eat an ice
cream...
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1 day there was tis naked man N elephant, da elephant looks at the naked
man 4 a few seconds, then ask da naked man, 'HOW CAN U BREATH THRU THAT
LITTLE THING?'
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Why do men pass gas more than women? Because women won't shut up long
enough to build up pressure.
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A cat and a rooster sat by a lake, the cat fell in the lake, the rooster
laughed! LESSON: when there's a wet pussy, there's a happy cock!
When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman
talks dirty to a man, it's $$$ per minute.
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How to impress a woman: compliment her, kiss her, love her, tease her,
protect her, listen to her, support her. How 2 impress a man: Show up
naked, bring beer!!
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Of all the babes u r my selection please dont giv me a rejection. my
teeth are clean for ur Inspection so giv my mouth a tongue injection!
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Love is a name, Sex is a game. Forget the name and play the game!
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What is hard and long and full of semen? >>> Submarine <<<
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He took me from a bar. He took me in his car. He took my top off. He
puts his lips on mine,
but don't worry: I'm a bottle of wine!
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I want triplets You want twins. Lets get in bed and see who wins!
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If your right leg was thanksgiving and Your left leg was Christmas could
I meet U between the holidays?
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