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Collection of slightly adult sms text messages in roman Urdu, hindi and
English. Send these funny adult sms, adult sms forwards, free adult sms,
adult messages, adult sms jokes, Hindi adult sms, Urdu sexy adult sms to
amuse your friends, desi sms, erotic sms, rude sms, sexy sms messages.
Please see following sms only if you are above 18 years old.
FOR NEW AND LATEST SMS
COLLECTION PLEASE VISIT OUR SMS BLOG. UPDATED ON DAILY BASES. PLEASE
SUBMIT NEW SMS IN OUR BLOG. YOUR SMS WILL BE PUBLISHED WITH YOUR NAME
AND MOBILE NUMBER.
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Urdu
AIK LERKA LERKI SAY: MAY KUNVARI LERKIYOO SAY SEX NAHI KERTA
LERKI : VO KIYOO
LERKA : KYOON K MUJHAY KHOON KHARABA PASAND NAHI HAI
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Urdu
Eik sardar ki suhag raat thi...Sardar apni bevi kay pechay dalnay laga
to wo
boli ....na na sardar jee pechay nahi agay
sardar bola tumhain kaisay pata hai Adult Poetry
bevi boli...mera boy friend meray agay dalta tha
Sardar bola...acha...par mera boy friend to meray pechay dalta tha...
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Urdu
Girl MOM se jab main susu karte hun tu siti ki awaz ati hai par ap
ki nahi ati kiun?
MOM replies : baita siti tu maire b bajti the lekin tere bap ne baja
baja
kar kharab kardi.
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Urdu
Abi Rakha Hi Tha Ka Chot Gya,Hath Sa Phol Golab Ka. Wo Kahti Thi
Agha Sa Nahin Pacha Sa karo, Didar Mara Hosana Sabab Ka.Wo Kahti Thi
Bara Dard
Hota Hai Jub Ander Jahta Hai, Ik Ik Alfaz Janab Ka.
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English
How To Teach Mathmatics To A Girl.
1st add lips
2nd minus clothes
3rd divide legs
and then start Multiplication in the Sweetest Point.
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Urdu
Gandoo ki 3 nishaniyan:
1. Hamesha bewaqt miss call dega.
2. Gande Gande SMS muskra kar parhe ga.
3. Don't scroll down:
Adult Poetry
Jis baat ko mana karo wo zaroor kare ga.
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Urdu
Aayi thi diwali,
shuru Hui thand,
sikudi thi chut,
akade the lund
Aa gai holi,
chali gai thand,
khul gayi chut,
latak Gaye lund
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Urdu
dekho eik couple sex kar raha hai
ah
oh
dheere
ah
mar gayi
ah
oh
ahah
chal ab bas kar
1 rupee k sms mein kya pori blue film dikhaon
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English Mix Urdu
Bhosri Plaza Hotel
'MENU CARD'
Grilled mummay;
Achari lund;
Phuddi of the day;
Tandoori bund
Lullian sirkay waali:
Chilly choot;
Tattay mughlai;
Gori bund da halwa;
Nargisi tattay;
Phuddi pakoray;
Lund folooda;
Mard makhan naan;
Afghani gand kabab;
Daigay mammay; Adult Poetry
Lund khara masala;
Bhosri fried rice;
Melted tutti cream;
Peeshab up; |
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