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Urdu
"HONEYMOON"
H-hawas mita do
O-or chuso
N-nanga karke
E-ek hi jhatke mein
Y-yeh gaya Adult Punjabi sms
M-mar dala
O-or dalo
O-or tez
N-ni..k..a.. l...g..a. y..a
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English
Q: Wats d definition of a 'lesbian?' A: Just another damn Woman.....
tryin 2 do a man's job!!!.
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English
Qus: Who is senior,
PENIS or VAGINA.
A:VAGINA
b'cos PENIS always stands up when he sees a VAGINA..So respect the
seniors!
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English
During sexual session the girl says:"u r like a mobile phone!"Boy:
"Do I vibrate a lot?" Girl:"No,when u get in 2 d tunnel u loose network
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Urdu
Patni ne Arz kiya hai ki....
"Zara Dhire se CHODO Sanam, Adult Punjabi sms
Mehangai ka Zamana hai..
2 inch ki Chut ko Zindagi Bhar Chalana hai.
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English
Richman to poorman- "How-come ur penis so big? Poorman-replied:
"B'coz in my childhood i had no other toys to play"!!!
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English
Sardar wid Grandson.Late nite Shouts,"I need a Girl,I hv an
Erection!" Gson says,"1st its 2 Late,2nd ur 75yrs Old,3rd d Cock u
holdin is
mine"
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English
4 road signs which stands in front of a womans vagina....
1)Caution-dark tunnel. 2)Drive carefully-road wet n slippery. 3)Go
slow.4) Men
at work
Cream ke Add main face dikhaya. Soap ke Add main Hath Dikhaya. Shampoo
Ki Add main Baal Dikhaye. Per Always ki Add main kuch nahi dikhaya.
Thats Cheating
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Urdu
Kiss Pan Chod ne Gand main ungali ki hai. Ager wo Maa ka lora samney aa
jaye to us Kuri chod ko dekh loon. Sir, aapka student gand marwa le ga
per kisi ko kabi gali nahi de ga ! !
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English
Lastnite i went 2 bed without u..cold,naked,thinking of u, missing ur
warmth, ur soft touch against my skin. Where were u lastnite, my lovely
pyjamas
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English
He came at night,
explored my body,
got on top of me,
touched me,
he bit, sucked, swalowd,
when he was satisfyed,
he left,
i was hurt, Adult Punjabi sms
BLOODY... MOSQUITO !!!!
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English
Press down down more Ok more YES ahh ohh yes almost there yeah oh shit
harder SO GOOD ! mmmmm That's how I sex on text !
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Urdu
Sardar dost say: Yar BV nu birthday tay ki gift dawan?
Dost: Apna Lun day.
Sardar: Nai yar koi wada gift das.
Dost: Far mera Lun day day
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Urdu
PAPA : vo kon si cheez hai jis k charoo taraf baal hotay hain
SON : papa may bataoo
PAPA :nahi tum chup rahoo
SON : may batata hoo ..... AANKH
PAPA : ohh haan
SON : to kya aap lun samajh rahay thay |
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