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Urdu
Ik raat bahuu ne kisi gair merd ke saath guzari, mager saas ne kuch
na kaha, bhala kiun, kiun ke saas bhi kabi Bahu thiiiiiiiii
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Urdu
Ik Larki thi dewaani si...

Ik Larkay pe wo mar...Adult Sexy sms

Kuch lena tha usay...

Lakin pregnancy se wo darti thi

Jab bi milti thi muijhey.....

Ye hi pocha karti thi......

Ye "CONDOM" kAHAN SE MILTA HAI
Ye "CONDOM" kAHAN SE MILTA HAI
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Urdu
fanta piyo,
pepsi piyo,
marinda piyo
coke piyo,
dew piyo,
pani piyo,piyo aur piyo
kiyun ke ab pampers sirf 99 rupai main
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English
The most difficult golf course in the world is... "Women Hole" any
style you play... as many shots you try... & as much perfection you have... you
can never get your balls in...!!!
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English
BUY A SCOOTY.....PICK UP A BEAUTY, DRINK A FROOTY.... TAKE HER TO OOTY, REMOVE HER NIGHTY...DO UR DUTY..AFTER 9 MONTHS ... GET A CUTY
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English
He came at night,
explored my body,
got on top of me,
touched me,
he bit, sucked, swalowd, Adult Sexy sms
when he was satisfyed,
he left,
i was hurt,
BLOODY... MOSQUITO !!!!
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English
I really deeply wish tat u r here with me in my room. on my bed & lights off & we get under the cover together.. 2 show u my glow in the dark watch.
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English
Press down down more Ok more YES ahh ohh yes almost there yeah oh shit harder SO GOOD ! mmmmm That's how I sex on text !
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English Urdu Mix
Girl: Is dress ka kya price hai? Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 kiss. Girl: Aur us dress ka?
Shopkeeper: 10 kiss. Girl: Dono dress pack kar do, bill daadi dengi.
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English
Lastnite i went 2 bed without u..cold,naked,thinking of u, missing ur warmth, ur soft touch against my skin. Where were u lastnite,
my lovely pyjamas
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English
What do you call a wife who is sexy,
beautiful, intelligent, understanding,
caring, never jealous and a great cook?
ANSWER : A rumor!
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English
Come here,take off urs pants and knickers, get on top of me, enjoy until u get satisfied, loving urs.....toilet!
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English
Always start your day with a lot of... S E X
S - SMILE
E - ENERGY
X - XCITEMENT
so make S E X a daily habit, and youll always B SUCSEXFUL! in LIFE.
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Urdu
1 boy 1 girl ko fuck ker raha tha fuck kertay kertay us ne girl se
poocha k tumhara boy friend kon hai hai girl ne reply kia choro us ma k kooos ko
wo is waqt yeh sms per raha hai ! ! !

Eik sardar ki suhag raat thi... Sardar apni bevi kay pechay dalnay laga to wo boli .... na na sardar jee pechay nahi agay sardar bola tumhain kaisay pata hai bevi boli... mera boy friend meray agay dalta tha Sardar bola... acha... par mera boy friend to meray pechay dalta tha...
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English
3 Galz having lunch.
1st said" i saw d condoms in boss drawer. 2nd said: i also saw & punchered them. 3rd Said: HaramZadi pehle batana tha na !!
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English
2 men were up bcoz their wifes were learning cars 1st:mere biwi raat ko lund pakar kar gear badalti hay 2nd:mere biwi tang utha ke k kahti hay5 litre
dal day
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Urdu
JA "SMS" JA MERE PIYARY DOST KE PASS JA,
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AGER WO BESSY HO TO RUK JAN, Adult Sexy sms
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OR "AGER" FREE HO TO UN KE GAND MAIN GHUS JANA,
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OR TUB TAK HILLTY REHNA JUB TAK WO MUJHY
KOI ACHA SA SMS REPLY NA KERY

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