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English
3 Galz having lunch.
1st said" i saw d condoms in boss drawer. 2nd said: i also saw &
punchered them. 3rd Said: HaramZadi pehle batana tha na !! Adult
sms message
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English
2 men were up bcoz their wifes were learning cars 1st:mere biwi raat ko
lund pakar kar gear badalti hay 2nd:mere biwi tang utha ke k kahti hay5
litre
dal day
3 gushtian apas men apni khuwahshien bol rahi thi... pehli gashti:
mere 2 husband hon jo saari raat lagain... doosri gashti: mere 4 husband
hon jo
din raat ki shift lagain....teesri gashti: mera ek hee shohar ho uska
chhota sa
lund ho us se mera ek cute beta ho jp bada ho kar cricketer baney jab
worldcup
ka final ho last ball per 2 runs ki zarurat ho aur wo out hojaye aur 16
crore
awam kahey teri MAA ko Lun..............
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English
Girl and boy lost in jungle After two days of struggle for food and
water, girl said-dear plz fuck me. boy asid: why? girl said: abey kuch
to ander
jayega.
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Urdu
Girl to Mom: Ammi ammi aaj main collage nahian jahoon gi
Mom: Lakin keun
Girl: Larkay TANG kartay hain Adult sms message
Mom: Chal jhutti Larkay to KHULLI kartay hain
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English Urdu Mix
Free Pick up + Dinner + Nigtht Stay + Malish is just one call away,
Just dail 15 (police) and say Tussi Saray panchod ho
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Urdu
Aik khusray nay viagra kha lee. Ander se awaz aye ittala-un araz hay
k app k system main matlooba sahulat muysaar nahin hay.
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Urdu
Boy: Breast ke taraf ishara keraty hway, Amme Amme yeh kia hain
Amme: Beta yeh Ghubaray Hain.
Boy: Tu Amme masi kay baray kion hain.
Amme: Tumnay kub daikhay.
Boy: Jub papa un main hawa bhar rahay thay
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Urdu
Ek hindi ke teacher ki khuli zip dekh kar class ki ladkiyan hansene
lagein ...
Teacher ko gussa aya teacher ne ladkiyon se kaha ke hehehe karna bandh
karo
warna nikaal kar khara kardonga
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English
Old mother Hubbard went 2 d cupboard 2 fetch d poor dog a bone. but
when she bent over Rover took over & gave her a bone of his own!
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English
A sardar was running with his pregnent wife,who was about to deliver,
when
another sardar asked him, O pernam singh, oye woti nu ais haal vitch le
ke
kithey puj rya vain, pernam singh replied,assi Pizza hut chaley aan,
sunya aa
othey free delivery hondi aaa.
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English
What's the closest thing to a woman's period?
Your salary.
It comes once a month,
lasts About 3 or 4 days and if it doesn't come, everything's fucked
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barrish ho aur zameen gilli na ho,dhup niklay aur surso pilli na ho, to
phir app nay yeh kasay soch liya kay neend may ap ki yaad ahay aur
shalwar
gili na ho.. Adult sms message |
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