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Wat's the diff between
pulling a curtain and a panty? ANS: When U pull a curtain, it means tat
the show is over. But pulling down a panty means IT'S SHOWTIME!
Adult sms poetry
What’s hairy on the outside and moist inside, begins with a 'C' ends
with a 'T' and has U' and 'N' in the middle? Answer: 'COCUNUT'
Today, in style are small cars, watches, skirts and mobile-phones... It
will come the time when SMALL PENIS will be in style, and then you will
be the man!!!
Man says to his wife: Let me take a picture of your breasts, than I can
always look at them. Wife: Let me take a picture of you penis, I will
have it enlarged.
Learn from your parents' mistakes - Use birth control!
Rina: what is the difference between boys & girls? Seema-
Boys are naughty, we are beauty, they've chest, we are breast. Rina-
They've night falls, we've 2 big balls,they've a big pole,we've a big
hole.
Seema : They can fuck' we can suck. They are brilliant' we are pregnant
and at last we are "LOVERS" They R "FUCKERS".
Submitted by Uttam chhetry.
Shyangja, Nepal.
Dad, what does a vagina look like before sex?
A pink rose with loveley details.
And after sex?
Boy, ever seen a bulldog eating maiyonnaise?
Bad wolf told red riding hood. Lift your top so i can suck your tits.
No she said lifting her skirt. Adult sms poetry
Eat me like the fucking book says!
This is a cock sucker detector
Please blow in the phone..... .. scanning....
The test was positive 90percent sperm breath...
COCK SUCKER !!
There was a young girl from Wick, who asked her mum what's a prick, her
mother said Annie it goes up your fanny and jumps up and down till it's
sick.
what do you do if a irish man through's a pin at you ... ... you run
cause he's got a grenade in his mouth
Jack & Jill went 2 the dairy, Jack popped out his big'n airy, Jill said
"WOW WOT A WHOPPER let's go home & DO IT PROPER
little miss drugy sat in a buggy smoking a pipe of weed along came a
spider skinned up beside her and sold her some acid and speed.
there was a young girl called heather,whos cunt lips were made of
leather they made a strange noise that attracted the boys by flapping
the edges together
ba ba white sheep grazing on sum grass when a maff official shoots it up
the ass burnt by mornin fumes fill the sky less meat 4 kebabs &
shepherds pie
*Newsflash*
The FA have just announced garly gliter the next England Coach.
The appontment collapsed after he tried to put seaman in the under 15's
how do you keep an idiot in suspense ??? ............. ............
...tell you later !!!
At this moment 5 million are having sex 2 million are in gun fights
91milliom at a party and one sad fucker is reading this SMS
I'd willingly fertilize Mary, And watch for 9 months her shape vary,
From the very first day, To the child-birth display, When her tits would
turn into a dairy. Adult sms poetry
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