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Urdu
Na chahat hai sitaron ki, Na tamanna hai nazaroon ki, Bas aap jaisa dost
mil
jaye
MAA CHOD DAIN GEY SAROON KI. Adult sms
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English
Jack & Jill went up da hill 2 have a little fun.But stupid Jill forgot
da pill and now they have a son.
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Urdu
kuch loag sirf 2 ghantay kertay hain
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kuch loag 4 ghantay kartay hain
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Aur kuch loag to Poori Poori raat kartay hain........
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abbay aapna mobile charge.........
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Urdu
Pehlay
kiss karo...phir bister per laitao...phir dono tangein uper kar
k....thora saa neechay ho ker dheikho...ager BABY ne SOSO kiaya hai too
uska
pamper change kerdo......
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English Urdu Mix
Khussra wanted to join army and after medical check up the doctor said
that u r
rejected bcoz u dont have LUN. Khussara answered : ooyyyee tussii
bandook chalwani hai ya bund marwani hai!!!
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Urdu
Pehlay hath mein pakro!
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Phir thook lagao?
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Phir Seedha karo? ?
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Phir andar ghussao???
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Dekha! kitna mushkil hai sui mein dhaga daalna. ;-)
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Urdu
One boy to girl- kitni kaali ho tum.
girl-isme tumhare baap ka kya gaya?
Boy-agar mere baap
ka gaya hota to tum itni kaali na hoti.
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English
Doctor: Kya taklif hai? Petient: Sote waqt SAAS ko lene me taqlif hoti
hai. Doc:
Aaj se dus din sote vaqt SAAS ko nahi SAALI ko lo !!
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English Urdu Mix
A person asked a SARDAR, "Sardar Je Pareeshaan Kyun Ho?"
Sardar JE : Ooo mera chotay betay ki waja sa mere nokrani pregnent ho
gae
Person : Woh kaise?
Sardar JE : oye us kutty dey Putter ney Maery Boss Ko pregnent kar dia
hay
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English
Malomati sawal?
Dopahar k khana ko english main kia khatay hain aur ager us k akhri do
alfaz
kat do to kya banta hai?drust jawab diya toh sare ka sara tum la layna!!
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English
It is said that inzamam don't understand english. Once commentator
asked, "Hay inzi your wife had a baby last week, is this true?". Inzi
said, "Bismillah Hir Rahman Raheem first of all i thanks to Allah and
then credit goes to all boys, they really worked hard especially afridi
done very well. If they continue we can have another chance. Adult
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