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Collection of slightly adult sms text messages in roman Urdu, hindi and English. Send these funny adult sms, adult sms forwards, free adult sms, adult messages, adult sms jokes, Hindi adult sms, Urdu sexy adult sms to amuse your friends, desi sms, erotic sms, rude sms, sexy sms messages. Please see following sms only if you are above 18 years old. FOR NEW AND LATEST SMS COLLECTION PLEASE VISIT OUR SMS BLOG. UPDATED ON DAILY BASES. PLEASE SUBMIT NEW SMS IN OUR BLOG. YOUR SMS WILL BE PUBLISHED WITH YOUR NAME AND MOBILE NUMBER.   Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. It is better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all. Thou shalt not commit adultery.....unless in the mood. Adult text messages Never lie down with a woman who's got more troubles than you. Abstain from wine, women, and song; mostly song. Never argue with a women when she's tired -- or rested. A woman never forgets the men she could have had; a man, the women he couldn't. What matters is not the length of the wand, but the magic in the stick. It is better to be looked over than overlooked. Never say no. A man can be happy with any woman as long as he doesn't love her. Folks playing leapfrog must complete all jumps. Beauty is skin deep; ugly goes right to the bone. Never stand between a fire hydrant and a dog. A man is only a man, but a good bicycle is a ride. Love comes in spurts. Adult text messages The world does not revolve on an axis. Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation; the other eight are unimportant. Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking. Don't do it if you can't keep it up. There is no difference between a wise man and a fool when they fall in love. Never go to bed mad, stay up and fight. Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another. "This won't hurt, I promise." Adult text messages

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