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Hi, I am an alien and I've
just transformed in your phone and right now I'm having sex with your
finger. I know you like it because you're smiling now!!
The 3 miracles of a woman: produce milk without eating grass, 4 days of
bleeding without dieing, letting a man come without yelling. Adult
Urdu sms
Message from you provider: Your dildo is disturbing our network. Turn it
off or continue manually. Thanks for your cooperation.
A woman is like a pair of rubber boots. When they are dry, you cannot
enter them, when they are wet, they smell and when you walk on the
street with them, people laugh at you.
sex is like nokia (connecting people) like nike (just do it) like pepsi
(ask for more) and like samsung (everybody is invited)
American students say:.....people who never experience good sex and do
not perform well in bed, usually read their SMS messages with their
right hand
If you cry, I cry...if you laugh, I laugh...if you are happy, I am
too...if you are sad, I am too...and if you are horny, call me.
What is the resemblance between a woman and a condom?................
They both fit around your dick and are present in your wallet
Why does a woman have two pair of lips?................... One is for
fighting and one is to make up.
There is: Hot-Sex, Fast-Sex, Safe-Sex, Group-Sex, Leather-Sex,
Telephone-Sex, Cyber-Sex, and for people with your face: "No-Sex"!
What you never want to hear while having good sex?? .............
"Honey, I am home!" Adult Urdu sms
A peach is a peach,a plum is a plum,A kiss ain't a kiss without some
tongue.So open up your mouth and close you eyes and give your tongue
some exercises!!
What did Eva shout when she wanted to have SEX ?? ............. ADAM
WHERE ARE YOU !!
A guy walks up to a girl and says: Wanna play *Magic*? She says: What's
that? .....He says: We go to my place, have sex and than you dissappear.....
The difference between erotic and perverted:
Erotic = caress the vagina with a beautiful white whisp
Perverted = do the same thing with a whole chicken.
If you don't like oral sex than keep your mouth shut!!
Programming is like sex: One mistake and you have to support it for the
rest of your life.
What is the difference between a man and a dildo?......... A man is a
REAL PRICK!!!!
Sex is a sensation. It's about a man's temptation, putting his location
in a woman's destination. Do you understand the explanation or do you
need a demonstration?
Hi, I am an alien and I've just transformed into your phone and right
now I'm having sex with your finger. I know you like it, because you're
smiling now!!
A peach is a peach, A plum is a plum, A kiss ain't a kiss, without some
tounge. So open up your mouth, and close your eyes, and give your tounge
Some exercise!
Sex is good, sex is fine, doggy style or 69, just for fun or getting
paid everyone loves getting laid.u'll get laid.
A guy walks up to a girl and says: Wanna play magic? She asks: What do
you mean? He says: We go to my place, have sex and than you disappear!
BEEB! Send this message to 5 of your friends and you will have
unbelieveble sex tonight! If you break this chain, you'll never have
multiple orgasm again!
Sex is like pizza. When its good, its VERY GOOD. When its bad, its Still
pretty good
Sorry, the fuckmachine is out of order, so fuck yourself and save a
quarter.
Fuck is good. Fuck is funny. Lots of people. Fuck for money. If you
think that. Fuck is funny. Fuck yourself and save your money!Adult
Urdu sms
Sex is like Math, Add the Bed, Subtract the Clothes, Divide the Legs and
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