A man stomps into a bar,
obviously angry. He growls at the bartender, "Gimme a beer," takes a
slug, and shouts out, "All lawyers are assholes!"
A guy at the other end of the bar retorts, "You take that back!" Angry
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The angry man snarls, "Why? Are you a lawyer?"
The guy replies, "No, I'm an asshole!"
[A friend of mine (Bob Scott) left this on my telephone answering
machine.
One day a man was waking along the beach when he tripped over a lamp. He
turned around and kicked the lamp out of anger. A few seconds later, a
genie popped out of the lamp, but the genie was angry that the man had
kicked his lamp.
Reluctantly, the genie said, "Even though you kicked me, I still have to
give you three wishes. However because of what you did, I will also give
twice what you wish for to the person you hate the most: your boss."
So the man agreed and made his first wish. "I want lots of money", he
said. Instantly 22 million dollars appear in the man's bank account and
44 million appeared in his boss' account. Angry sms messages
For his second wish, the man wished for a couple of sports cars.
Instantly
a Lambergini, Ferrari and a Porsche
appeared, but at the same time outside his boss' house appeared two of
each car.
Finally the genie said, "This is your last wish, you should choose
carefully", and so the man replied... "I've always wanted to donate a
kidney..."
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