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Each morning..............
My first thought
My first sight
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My first contact
my first heartthrob
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My first real joy
my first true love
????? is ???????
still scrolling?
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JESUS!
Full Name: Sonu
Yeh madhosh nigahein,
yeh pyaase hont,
yeh kapkapata badan,(Copyright www.www.funnylovesms.com)
yeh ghran saansen,
yah tez dil ki dharkan,........
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mujhe to pehley he pata tha k tumhey MALERIA hai.from: Sonu
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logon ko bewakoof bananay k 7 tareeke:- yeh pehla tha:-)
From:Sonu(sonu_sky@hotmail.com)+923204186155
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Full Name: Sonu
E-mail Address: 00923204186155
apnay husn pe itna ghuroor na kar sab 2 din ki masti hai,
tera husn bhi tab tak qaim hai jab tak cherry blossom sasti
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hai.Sonu(sonu_sky@hotmail.com)+923204186155
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Full Name: Sonu
E-mail Address: 00923204186155
Govt of Pakistan
ne yeh elaan kia hai k mulk se jitney
bhi khoobsurat log hein unhey nikaal do,
aap to 100% save hein laikin mera kia ho ga. think something.
Sonu(sonu_sky@hotmail.com)+923204186155
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Full Name: Sonu
E-mail Address: 00923204186155
Jitni chahat se tumhey dekha,
Itni chahat se kuch nahi dekha,(Copyright www.www.funnylovesms.com)
Dekhne do apnay cheray ko jee bhar k humein,
Muddat hui in aankhon ne Bandar nahi dekha. Sonu(sonu_sky@hotmail.com)+923204186155
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Full Name: Sonu
E-mail Address: 00923204186155
SEX SEX is My Fav. I Do it regularly.(Copyright www.www.funnylovesms.com)
Do it & Feel Gd! U'll enjoy it! I'll Die w/out SEX,
S-Sleep, E-Eat, X-xercise, So do it everiday;)Osman +92 (0) 3454 566641
Congratulations! You've been voted "Most Beautiful Girl In This Room"
And the grand prize is a night with me! Ö§mäñ +92 (0) 3454 566641
Flowers die
stories end
Songs fade
Memories Ragotten
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All things come to End
But..........
People like U always remain 4rever
Bcz
GHOST NEVER DIE.moezamah
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Message received
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cute friend sent it
1
monkey is reading it
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monkey is angry
1
monkey is still reading
1
will forward the msg 2 another monkey.
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you continue to read?moezamah
What is the Similarity Between a Dianasour and an Intelligent Girl?
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Dono ab iss Duniya Mein Nahi Rahe..!! Rakesh
Full Name: sameer
pakro na plzzzzz
pakro na
tumhain meri qasam
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daikho ab nahi pakra to
baat nahi karoga
zara zor se pakro
or zor se
daikha aakhir tum se pakarwa lia na.........
thaila fruit ka.sameer 3459264654
Full Name: aadi jaan
Cream ke Add main face dikhaya.
Soap ke Add main Hath Dikhaya.
Shampoo Ki Add main Baal Dikhaye.
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Per Always ki Add main kuch nahi dikhaya.
Thats Cheating(adi jaaan)
Full Name: circuit.......
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B: BEGPIPER
C: CONTESSA
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G: GOD FATHER
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J: JHONEY WALKER
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O: OLD MUNK
P: PETER SCOT
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W: WHITE HALL
X: XXX RUM
Y: YANKEY
Z: ZINGAROO
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Full Name: ntsu
Those innocent eyes, those kissable lips, a great smile the perfect
walk, smoothest talk, absolute gorgeous, thts enough bout me... how r u
?
Full Name: 03213041236 {star--waleed}
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There r 6 types eggs. Chicken egg = ji dan, Duck egg = ya dan, Bomb =
zha dan, Person readin dis = hun dan, if u r smilin nw = chun dan & if
angry = ben dan
Full Name: sayalisalih +919895137022
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Full Name: cool_mind
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suno aj dedo na plz dedo na bilkul akela hoon muqa bhi acha hai dedo na
kisi ko pata bhi nahi chalay ga 1 sirf 1 lambi si MISS CALL....
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