Funny Love Urdu Hindi Friendship Birthday cute Flirt sms Jokes Messages

Vasant Rutuchya agmani, Kokila Gayi Manjul Gani
Nav varshya Aaj Shubh Dini,
Sukh Samrudhhi Nando Jeevani.
GUDDHI PADVYACHYA
ANI
NUTAN VARSHACHYA HARDIK
SHUBHECHHA.

A;Kasa Aahes?
B:Bara Aahe.
A:Dada Kasa Aahe?
B;Bara Aahe.
A:Tai Kashi Aahe?
B:Bari Aahe.
A:Aani Aai Kashi Aahe?
B:Bari Aahe.
A:Baba Paan Barech
Aastil?
B:NAHI,BABA EKACH
AAHET.

D moon said 2 me,
“if ur frnd is nt msgg u,
then why dont u leave him?”

I looked bak 2 moon,
& said,
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“jaa naa,fokanichya,
tula kaay karaaychay?”

Musaldhar Pavsala mi jara sudhha ghabarnaar nahi.
Pen tuzya Ek Ashru mala durunahi pahavnaar naahi

Love you …..

Himat asel tar yapexa phaltu SMS pathvun dakhav
Sir:Peruchya zadawar 10ambe,yatle5chiku kadhle,tar zadawar kiti kele urle
Stu:10hatti
Sr:Are wa,kase olkhle
St:karan mi dabyat methichi bhaji anli ahe.

Rimzim pavsat TULA vatat asel chimb bhijav,
pani udvat gani gatana kontari khas bhetav,
Ho na?
Ho bolna lajaycha kay tyat?

Pratyek BEDKAla asach watate.

Pu La Deshpande ekda T-shirt ghalun hindayla jatat.T-shit var tyanche nav thalak aksharaat lihile aste.”Pu La Deshpande”.Tar

T-shirt chya magchya bajula kay lihile asnar?
Pu Sh Deshpande. (pull/push).

Jyanchyakade internet explorer nahi,te sagle bhikari ahet…
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“Swami tinhi jagaacha I.E. vina bhikari”!

Rang-gandhachya utsavat,
Samil hou ya sarejan,
Gudhipadvyachya shubhecha deun,
Sajra karu ya navvarshacha san.
Nutan Varshachya Hardik Shubheccha.

Mi tichya mithit visiavlo hoto. Vatle tiche marathiche vyakran tapasave, mhanun tila vicharle mithital ‘Mi’ pahila ki dusara? Ti hasat mhanali tisara.