11th January 2010

Cricket is getting excited day

Cricket is getting excited day by day with the introduction of ICL n T20…
Same rules should be applied in Examz!
(1) Exams Timing Should Be Reduced To One Hour.
(2) Power Play – No Invigilator In Exam Hall For 1st 15 mins.
(3) Cheer Leaders – To Dance After Every Right Answer Written.
(4) Strategic Time-Out – Time For Students For Discussion.
(5) Super Over – Chance For Students To Form Their Own Question.

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11th January 2010

How 2 spnd 3hrs in xam hall?

How 2 spnd 3hrs in xam hall?
(2pm to 5pm)

2:00- 2:10 writ d reg no&sub cod
2:10-2:40 read crfuly d instrctn given
2:40-3:40 read d questn paper twice
3:40-4:15 see if you understand any question
4:15-4:20 ask 4 water & drnk
4:20-4:50 check whether u’ve filled al d details carfuly

#Last 10 mnts relax..

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11th January 2010

Chanda Mama so Gaye,

Chanda Mama so Gaye,
Student sarey jage.
Dekho pakdo yaron,
Ghadi ke kaante bhaage.
Ek pariksha khatam,to duji
shuru ho gayi MAAMU.

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11th January 2010

the end of the road

happiness is found along the way not at the end of the road

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11th January 2010

EXam’s song by Munna bhai:

EXam’s song by Munna bhai:

“Chanda Mama so Gaye,
Student sarey jage.
Dekho pakdo yaron,
Ghadi ke kaante bhaage.
Ek pariksha khatam,to duji
shuru ho gayi MAAMU.

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11th January 2010

i am looking at my virgina

dis student was writing a grade 11 biology exam and there came a question that requires a student to draw a virgina, and dis gal couldnt remember the drawing of something she had.. so she decides to look under her panty and the lecturer said, mam are u cheating and she said no i am looking at my virgina and compering it to the drawing i drew

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11th January 2010

Varna insurance claim karva lete…

Kash koi “exam result” ka insurance kara deta,
Toh har exam ka pehle premium bharwa dete,
Pass hote toh thik hai,
Varna insurance claim karva lete…

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11th January 2010

Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Ha

Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,

Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Ha

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11th January 2010

Lamha Lamha waqt guzar jayega

Lamha Lamha waqt guzar jayega…
Chund lamhon mein exam aa jayega…

Abhi bhi waqt hai, do line parh lo…
Warna pass kya MUNNA BHAI karvaye ga??

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11th January 2010

It takes 15 trees to produce

It takes 15 trees to
produce the amount
of paper that we
use to write one exam.

join us in promoting the noble
cause of saving trees.
SAY NO TO EXAMS.

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