23rd December 2009

That u were sending

Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream
That u were sending me
Jewelry and clothes!
Husband: yeah, I saw
your dad paying the bill !!!

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23rd December 2009

Wife Running After A Garbage Truck:

Wife Running After A Garbage Truck:
Am I Too Late For The Garbage?

Hubby Following Her Yelled: Not Yet.
Jumpppp Innnn Fastttt.

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23rd December 2009

KNIFE IS DANGEROUS

LOVE IS LIFE
LIFE IS WIFE
WIFE IS KNIFE

and
KNIFE IS DANGEROUS

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23rd December 2009

A man in Hell asked Devil:

A man in Hell asked Devil:
Can I make a call to my Wife?
After making call he asked how much to pay.
Devil : Nothing, Hell to hell is Free.

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23rd December 2009

Bakri se hi poch raha hon”

Wife came home with a goat.
Husband asked”Is bhains ko ghar kion lai ho?”
Wife:”Dikhta nahin, bakri hy!”
Husband:”Bakri se hi poch raha hon”

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23rd December 2009

What is 10 years with me?

Wife:What is 10 years with me?
Husband:A second.

Wife:What is $1000 for me?
Husband:A coin.

Wife: Ok give me a coin.
Husband:Wait a second

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23rd December 2009

A recently fired

A recently fired
stock trader said …

“This is worse than divorce…
I have lost everything
and
I still have my wife…”

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23rd December 2009

What is so interesting in me?

Wife: What is so interesting in me?

Husband: I dont know the meaning of interesting!!!

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23rd December 2009

Wife is like a medicine

Friends Are like “Priya Gold Biscuit” Haq Se maango
Girl Friends are like Pepsi Yeh Dil Maange More
Wife is like a medicine Bas Ek hi kaafi hai

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23rd December 2009

. I said, “dust!”

Last night was my fault,
my wife asked,
“what’s on the TV?”
and ….. I said, “dust!”

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