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Priye Me phule magitli Tu mala pushpaguchya dilas Me dagad magitla Tu mala sundar murti dilis Me morpis magitle Tu mala mor dilas bahiri aahes ki kay ?

Ekda Dada Kondke la ek Hindi picture produce ani direct karnyachi sandhi yete. Mulcha marathi manus pun ata hindi picture produce karaycha tyamule Dada Kondke la picture che naav kay thevayche he suchat nahi. Khoop vichar karun tyala ek ashakya nav suchate. Ase nav jyache marathi ani hindi donahi madhye kahitari artha hoto ase. Picture che nav. BADLA LUNGI

Gujju women at chawpati stall.

First Lady: Mane Chat.

Second Lady : Mane Ragado.

Third Lady: Pehllun Chat Ane Pache Ragado.

In Korian: Him ham hu,
In Rashian: Sim sam su,
In Chini: Chin chan chu,
In Thai: Hab haab hu,
&
In Marathi: Yada hai tu!

Ekda ek dukkar che pillu ani tyache Baba kachara peti chya baher shi (English : shit) khaat astat. Tevdhyat dukkar che pillu mhante ” Baba, Baba, apun jase mansachi shi khato tase aapli shi kon khaat asel ka?”
Tyavar chidun dukrache Baba jorat tyala oradtat ” E tula sangitlay na jevtana ghaan bolayche nahi!!”

What Dose Girlfriends Say After Sex?
That Was Great
No!
I Love U
No!
Tumhala Sangitla Hota Na Ki Chaddi Ikde Tikde Feku Naka

SoMeDay.. u’ll 4get abt me.. My Name.. My VoiCe.. Who I am.. & who I am 2 u.. & if that ever happens…

AAI SHAPPAT DHOPTUN TAKEEN TULA..!

Vasant Rutuchya agmani, Kokila Gayi Manjul Gani
Nav varshya Aaj Shubh Dini,
Sukh Samrudhhi Nando Jeevani.
GUDDHI PADVYACHYA
ANI
NUTAN VARSHACHYA HARDIK
SHUBHECHHA.