7th January 2010

There is two type of sex

Teacher to student: There is two type of sex on earth, male and female.
A student: Teacher I know few more.
Teacher: What?
Student: Bedroom sex, bathroom sex and online sex…..

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7th January 2010

Ek bar karo na plz…

Ek bar karo na plz…
Kisi ko pata nahi chalega…
Plz karo naaa…
Muje acha lage ga…
Ek bar hamari dosti ki khatri
Kar do na plz…
Ek pyara sa SMS!

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7th January 2010

You should marry this girl.

Father: You should marry this girl.
She is Kalavati, Gunwanti and Roopmati.
Son: I’ll have to marry my girlfriend coz she’s Garbhavati.

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7th January 2010

Maa gaon mein fauji aaye hain

Beti: Maa gaon mein fauji aaye hain
Maa: Andar aaja inki niyat bahut kharab hoti hai
Beti: Maa fauji Pakistani hain
Maa: To bakri ko bhi andar le aa

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7th January 2010

Teri sula ke lu,

Teri sula ke lu,
Ya bitha ke lu,
Ya tujhe karu khada,
Ya fir teri jhuka-jhukake lu,
Ab tu hi bata
Ki mein teri…
Photo kaise lu

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7th January 2010

What is differance

Q: What is differance between Aadami & Aurat?
A: Aurat ek hi aadami se bahut sari ummeed karti hai.
Aur aadami bahut sari aurato se ek hi ummeed karta hai…

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7th January 2010

Kyunki saas

Raat ke 2 baje ek admi bahu ke kamre
se nikla aur chala gaya.
Saas ne dekha lekin kuch na boli
Kyu…

Kyunki saas bhi kabhi bahu thi!

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7th January 2010

Sure mom,

Mother, to her teenage daughter, -
I think its right time, we should talk about sex.
Daughter: Sure mom, what do you want to know?

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7th January 2010

Yar meri biwi

Banta:  pani se bohat darti hai.
Friend: Acha wo kaise?
Banta: Yar kal mein ghar gaya to wo bathtub
mai bhi security guard k sath bethi thi!

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7th January 2010

Mummy ki marzi

Teacher: What is your caste?
Student: Pehle hum Singh they,
Phir Rajput hue,
Phir Sharma ho gaye,
Abhi hai Darzi….
Aaage Mummy ki marzi

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