28th January 2010

Ek bar santa bina jali

Ek bar santa bina jali bidi pi raha tha,banta ne pucha are yar bidi se koi dhuan nahi aa raha hai, santa bola-sardar hai kya, sale ye CNG bidi hai.
Gd nt
N.$

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28th January 2010

Santa ne punjabi kudi

Santa ne punjabi kudi ka rishta apne liye manga.
Ladki ke baap ne usko khoob maara.
Maar khaa ke santa kapde jhaadta hua bola,
“TO PHIR MAIN INKAAR SAMJHOON.” n.s

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4th January 2010

No this is her husband speaking

Sardar on phone “Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now”.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking…………

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4th January 2010

this was a missed call.

Santa & Banta got tired of mobile & decide 2 use pigeons. 1day a pigeon reaches Banta without message. Angry Banta calls Santa!
Santa: Oye, this was a missed call.

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4th January 2010

U tell a man something

Jeeto: U tell a man something, it goes in one ear & comes out of the other.
Santa: U tell a woman something, it goes in both ears & comes out of the mouth.

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4th January 2010

I ran out of film.

Santa and Jeeto were on an African Safari when a lion sprang out of nowhere & draged Jeeto with his jaws.
Jeeto: Shoot him, Shoot him!
Santa: I can’t. I ran out of film.

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4th January 2010

My mother-in-law was bitten

Santa: My mother-in-law was bitten by a mad dog!
Banta: Oh! That’s terrible.
Santa: Yes, it was sad to watch the dog die in convulsions.”

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4th January 2010

Because it was an entrance exam.

Q: Why was Santa writing the exam near the door?
A: Because it was an entrance exam.

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4th January 2010

Why don’t u cook something else.

Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago, he hasn’t come back yet!
Santa: Why don’t u cook something else.

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4th January 2010

I don’t believe it!

Preeto 2 maid: Oh Kanta, I hv reason 2 suspect that Banta is having an affair with his secretary.
Kanta: I don’t believe it! U r just trying 2 make me jealous.

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