28th January 2010

AIK DAFA AIK TRUCK DOOSRE

AIK DAFA AIK TRUCK DOOSRE TRUCK KO KHENCH RAHA THA AIK SARDAR DEKH KAR ZOR ZOR SE HANSANE LAGA

SARDAR: AIK RASI KO 2 TRUCK UTHA RAHE HAI

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28th January 2010

begam mene dawa

SARDAR
begam mene dawa kha li he ab zara kaam wali shaanti Ko to Bula do
Wife!Q ?
SARDAR
Doctor Ne Bola Hai Ke Raat Ko Dawai Khao or Shaanti K Saath So jao.

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28th January 2010

Liquid state

In KBC Srk questioned “In which state ganga flows”?

Sardar: Liquid state

Audience clapped

Srk was shocked

turned to the audience

n said

All were sardars!

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28th January 2010

1 truck dusre ko khenchtey hoe

1 truck dusre ko khenchtey hoe ja raha tha.

ye dekh k sardar zor se hasne laga or zameen pe lotpot ho gaya or bola “1 rassi ko uthanay k liye 2-2 truck”.

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28th January 2010

Sardarji proposes to a woman

Sardarji proposes to a woman. She says yes if you bring me a pair of crocodile boots. He sets off to Africa and disappears. Finally a search is being made, they find him hunting crocodiles and watch him killing a huge one. He walks over the reptile, checks its legs and angrily exclaims “71st and *again* barefoot!”

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28th January 2010

Do sardar jungle main

Do sardar jungle main ja rahe thae raste main aik sheer aa gia. Aik sardar ne us ki aankh main matti dali our bhagne laga dosra sardar wahan khara raha pahle ne usae kaha k bhaago He replied: Main koun bhagoon matti to tum ne dalli hai……..

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4th January 2010

Sardarji calls Air India

Sardarji calls Air India. “How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?”
“Just a sec,” says the receptionist. “Thank you.” says the Sardar and
hangs up.

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4th January 2010

Sardar ji Aapko logo

Sardar ji Aapko logo ne kyun mara ? Sardar ” yaar Meri Photo Bas main Gir Gayi To Maine Madam Se Kaha Zara Sadi Upar Karo Photo Lena Hai”.

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4th January 2010

Ek sardar Indian

Ek sardar Indian Flag lene shop mein gaya tha. Shopwale ne usse flag diya. Sardar bola: Isme aur colour dikhao!!!

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4th January 2010

A sardarji Doctor falls

A sardarji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse.He writes a love letter to the Nurse :- I Love U sister….

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