12th February 2010

1 Larka Doosre Larke Se

1 Larka Doosre Larke Se:

Yaar Tumne Kabhi Koi Larki Phansai hai?

Doosra: Yaar Larki To Maine Phansa li thi.

Par Tum Logon ne ye Mohalla hi Chor Diya. :-)

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12th February 2010

Best Error Message of Century

Best Error Message of Century!!!
An Error Shown by a Computer:
No Keyboard Connected,
Press F1 To Continue. :-)

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12th February 2010

Aap Kyon Tension Le Rahy Ho

Billi ne Choohey K Ghar Se Aaya Howa Rishta Thukra Diya.

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Wajah?

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Aap Kyon Tension Le Rahy Ho.

Ye Un k Ghar ka Masla Hai. :-)

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12th February 2010

Is Yakeen k Saath

Koi PYAR Karnay wala Agar DUKH Day

Aur

Aapki Aankho May Aansu Aa Jaye

To

Is Yakeen k Saath
Aansu Saaf karna

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Ab is Kaminay Ki Bhi Watt Lagani Hai Zaroor!

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12th February 2010

I Always pray for You that

I Always pray for You that.

May your life Be Bright & Sunny.
& your partner be Fat & Funny

May your life be filled with Roses
&
U have Children with pheeni pheeni Noses.

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12th February 2010

For My Friends:

For My Friends:

Only True Friends stand with You During Bad Times of Your Life…

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So I Promise that I will Attend Your Wedding. :-)

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12th February 2010

Oh My Pakistan

Love You so so so so Much.

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Oh My Pakistan. :-)

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12th February 2010

Pakeeza Jazba

Pakeeza Jazba:

Jab Tum Kisi Ko Nazar Andaz Karo,
Aur Woh Tumhain Iska Badla Wafa Se De.

To

Jaan Lo,

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Sharafat Dikha Raha Hai,
Zaroor Koi Matlab Hoga Kameenay Ka. :-)

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12th February 2010

Why is Fire Brigade RED in Color

Why is Fire Brigade RED in Color?

Ans:
Fire Brigade has a Ladder.
Ladder has Steps.
Steps have to be Climbed on Foot.
Foot is Measured by a Ruler.
Ruler can be a King or a Queen.
Queen of England is Elizabeth.
Elizabeth is also the name of a Ship.
Ship Sails on Water.
Water has Fish.
Fish has Fins.
Fins are the people of Finland.
Finland’s National Flag is RED.

SO a Fire Brigade is RED in Color.

Some Other Day I will Tell you Why Ambulance is White. ;-)

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12th February 2010

Someone will come in your Life

Do yo know why There is Gaps between Fingers?

No?

Bcoz!
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Someone will come in your Life,
will Hold your hand & slowly say:

“Le Pakar! GOLD LEAF ka Sutta laga!”

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