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When you find a dream inside your heart, don’t let it go. for dreams are the tiny seeds from which beautiful
Tomorrow Grows.

Take this kiss upon the brow! And, in parting from you now,
Thus much let me avow–
You are not wrong who deem
That my days have been a dream;
Yet if hope has flown away
In a night, or in a day,
In a vision, or in none,
Is it therefore the less gone?

Meaning of PYAAR?

Its a Group of fRiends sitting around a table in a BAR…
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“P-YAAR” . . . ;->

Meaning of PYAAR?

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“P-YAAR” . . .

AEsa kYa He jiSe jhuKaO To PhiR KHaRa Ho jAta He?

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LoLz iT’s HaNd pUMp(NaLka)

Mangta hoon to deti nahi…

jawab mere salwal ka..

Deti hai to khada ho jata hai..

Rom rom jazbat ka..

khada hota hai to dalne ko man karta hai….

balo me fool gulab ka…

dalta hoon to tapak padta hai..

patta patta gulab ka…

Ur Annual Dementia
test!

Exercise of brain is as important as of the muscles.
Below is a very important private way to guage ur loss & non-loss of intelligence.
OK – relax – clear ur mind & begin

Wat do we put in toaster?

‘bread’
if u said ‘toast,’
give up now. Try not to hurt urself. If u said ‘bread,’ go to next question.

Say – ‘silk’ 9 times
now – spell ‘silk.’ Wat do cows drink?

Cows drink ‘water’
If u said ‘milk’ dont attempt the next one. Ur brain is over-stressed n may even overheat. Proceed if u said ‘water’.

If red house is made of red bricks, black house of black bricks, blue of blue bricks, yellow of yellow bricks, pink of pink bricks, brown of brown bricks, what’s a green house made of?

Green house is made of Grass :p
If u said ‘green bricks’ -y the heck r u still readin? :p

Pas

1 class ka bacha apni Miss se kehta hai.
Mai aap ko kaisa lagta hoon?
Miss: So sweet!
Bacha: To phir mai apne ammi abbu ko aap k ghar kab bhejun.
Miss: Wo kyon?
Bacha: Ta’kay wo hamari baat agay chalayen,
Miss: Ye kya bakwaas hai!

Bacha:
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Tution parhne k liye..