15th February 2010

SUFI BANASPATI

“SUFI BANASPATI ”
Jo Naam Hai Aitmaad Ka.

Beti ko Cooking ka Shoq hua,
Mama le Aai “SUFI”

Sufi pe Aitmaad jo Tha,

Subah Uthi to na Beti thi na SUFI

After 3 Years

Wapas Aai to sath

HABIB
Or
SULTAN Bhi Thy!

“Hai na SUFI ka Kamal”.

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15th February 2010

Main Dua Karonga

Yaar Kisi ko “JOB” Chahiye Ho To,

Mujhe Naam SMS Kar Dena.

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Main Dua Karonga. :-)

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15th February 2010

Khuda Jaane Ab Kya Hoga

Lahore Mai Kuch Dair Pehle Operation Shuru ho Chuka hai:

Aap Logon se Request Hai, Plz Dua Kijiye

Khuda Jaane Ab Kya Hoga?

Ladka ya Ladki..!! :-)

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15th February 2010

If a Man Gas Nipples in His Hands

If a Man Gas Nipples in His Hands,

Then What Will he Have Between His Legs?

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A Bucket.

He is Milking a Cow…

Think Positive At least Once In A Week. :-)

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15th February 2010

Sardiyon ki Ek Khubsurat Raat Thi

Sardiyon ki Ek Khubsurat Raat Thi:

Husband & Wife Ek Garam Kambal Main Soye Hoye The.

Aadhi Raat Guzarne k Bad Wife ne Achanak kaha:
Sartaj Mujhe Shadid Piyas Lagi Hai.

Ye Sun kar Shohar Ne Jaldi Se Pani Bhar kar Biwi ko Day Dia or Biwi ne Usey pi Lia.

Moral:
Her Husband or Wife Wala Msg Ganda Nahe Hota. :-)

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15th February 2010

Please Isko Zarur Parho

Please Isko Zarur Parho aur Forward Karo,

Multan mai Ek Larka Larki ne Bhag kar Shadi kar li,
Kuch din baad dono mai larai hogai.

Aik din Larka Larki ko Maar Raha Tha k Larki ne Bachne k Liye Churi uthai,

Wo larkay ko Ghalti se lag Gayi aur Wo Mar Gaya.

Larki Ghabra k Apne ghar ja k so gai.

Usne Khuab mai Dekha 1 baba keh raha hai Beta Tery Kapron mai to Khoon k nishan hain,

Tmhen to Police pakar legi.

Larki boli Baba Ab mai Kya Karun?

To Baba ne kaha

“SURF EXCEL HAI NA” :-)

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15th February 2010

Aakhir Ye Kab hoga

Sab Kehte Hain K 9 Maheeno Main ho Jata hai,
Par Ab to 10 wa Maheena Start ho Gaya hai,

Aakhir Ye Kab hoga?

1. Time Change
2. Weather Change. :-)

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15th February 2010

A Dirty Joke

A Dirty Joke:

This is a Dirty Joke,

If You don’t like reading it, please avoid.

Do You really wanna read this?

Are You sure?

Ok

A White dog Fell Into Mud and got DIRTY. :-)

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15th February 2010

Naya Funda

* Naya Funda *

Ab Har Bachha Bindass Ho K Keh Sakta Hai:

Meine Mummy Papa ke Saath “BLUE” Film Daikhi.

And One More,

Aaja BLUE FILM Dekhne Chalte Hain. :-)

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15th February 2010

But Still Every Night He Enjoyed

Once There Lived a Sexy Man Who had No Wife,

But Still Every Night He Enjoyed.

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“DINNER”

You Dirty Mind.

Ooper Rakho
Bolu Yo

Keep It Up. :-)

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