19th February 2010

A Girl Fell Down

A Girl Fell Down from 20th Floor.
A man Caught her on 15th floor and asked, Will you Hug me?

Of course not she replied.

The man Dropped her, She was caught on 10th floor by Another man, He asked, Kiss Me?

No not at all she Replied. He dropped her too.

She prayed for a last chance when a man caught her on 5th floor, She Immediately Spoke:

Ok I will hug and Kiss you.

The man Dropped her saying…

Characterless Girl. :-)

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19th February 2010

I Love Walking In FOG

I Love Walking In FOG,

Because No One Can Detect

I’M SMOKING.

HAPPY FOGGY WINTERS. :-)

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19th February 2010

IT’S A SCARY STORY

IT’S A SCARY STORY.
READ IT IF YOU ARE DARE ENOUGH.

Once in a rain there was an old man standing with a book in his hand for sale.
A man came to him & asked for buying. He sold the book for Rs. 3000 & said,
“DON’T OPEN LAST PAGE OF THE BOOK”
Else you face problem.

Man finished reading all pages with great fear but not last page.
Out of his curiosity he opened the last page one day.
Then he was shocked to see,

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19th February 2010

Why Pakistanis are Easy to Identify

Why Pakistanis are Easy to Identify?

1. Everything Cooked in Garlic & Onion

2. Re-use of gift papers.

3. Always arrive at-least 1 hour late to a party

4. Children have names rhyming

5. Talk for an hour at the gate when leaving somebody’s house

6. Keep leftover Food in Fridge

7. You live with your parents even when you are 40 years old

8. Don’t use measure cups when Cooking

9. Bedsheets on sofas to keep them away from getting dirty

10. Cover everything with plastic even if its a remote control.

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19th February 2010

Math Tells Us

Math Tells Us Three of the Tragic Love Stories.

Tangent Lines Who had one Chance to Meet and then Parted Forever.

Parallel Lines Who were Never Meant to Meet.

And

Asymptotes Who can get Closer and Closer But will Never be Together.

Who Says Maths is Boring? :-)

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19th February 2010

A Friend In Need is a Friend Indeed

A Friend In Need is a Friend Indeed.

So,
Always Be There When I Need You.

But,
When You Need Me then Remember that:

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“God Helps Those, Who Help Themselves.” :-)

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19th February 2010

Take your Mobile

Take your Mobile,
Select Vibrate Mode
And
Put in Water
And
Call on Your Mobile.

Your Mobile will Start Swimming.

Do it and Enjoy.

Its Fun Too be Young. :-)

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19th February 2010

Height of Being Chill

Height of Being Chill:

Thief 1: Lets Count the Money We have Stolen Today!

Thief 2: I am Tired,

We’ll See It in The Newspaper Tomorrow. :-)

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19th February 2010

Height Of Sharp Mindedness

Height Of Sharp Mindedness

Interviewer: I shall either ask you 10 easy questions or one difficult question?

Think well before you make up your mind.

Boy: My choice is 1 difficult question.

Interviewer: Ok tell me this, What comes first, Day or Night?

The boy thought for a while and said, “Its Day, Sir”

Interviewer: How?

Boy: Sorry sir! You promised me that you will not ask a second question!

He was Selected for the Job!

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19th February 2010

Define Biology and Sociology

Define Biology and Sociology?

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If New Born Baby Looks Like His Father It’s Biology,

If He Looks Like His Neighbor Then
It is Called Sociology. :-)

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