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KHADIM-E-AALA PUNJAB:

Rai Wind ka Residence: Area 25000 Canal
11 Sugar Mills
15 Industrial Estates of just Rs.2900 Millions
Ex-Pakistan Property:
London/UK 20 Flats, Approximate value of Rs.30 Billions.
Steel Mill & Residences in Saudi Arabia, Istanbul, Dubai & Spain: Cost 1.30 Billion USD.

KHAADIM-E-AALA Ki Residece ka Budget.
270 Milions, 1766 Officers & Servants Salaries 190 Million,
5 BULLET PROOF CARS Rs.200 Million

Phir Bhi Khadim-e-Aala?

MUSHARRAF v/s JAMHURIAT

Mshrf: Aata Rs.13
Jmhryt: 35

M: Sugar 21
J: 65

M: Milk 32
J: 48

M: Bike 32000
J: 47000

M: AC 20000
J: 35000

M: Stock Market 16000
J: 9000

M: US $ 60
J: 84

M: GST 11%
J: 16%

M: Tax on call 15%
J: 19.5%

M: Bijli Pani Gas Wafar.
J: Na Bijli, na Pani, na Gas.

M: Bijli, Gas Sasti
J: Bijli menhgi, Gas Menhgi.

Wah wah Jamhoriat.
Kya Faida Aisi Jamhoriat Ka?

Spread this Msg As Much As you can.

Just Imagine

Sara Palin Divorce Hr Current Hubby & Get Marriage With Zardari.

Palin Becomes Vice President Of USA
Then Zardari Kills Palin & Change The Will & Which Says:

“Zardari Will Become The Next President Of USA After My Death”

And Eventually Zardari Becomes President Of US.

After 6 Months Of Palin’s Death:
Bilawal Changes His Name To
“Bilawal Bhutto Palin Zardari”
Then US Will Be Ours.

Geo Zardari.

If you Built an Army of 100 Lions and
Their Leader is a Dog,

The Lions Will Die Like Dogs.

But If you built an Army of 100 Dogs and
Their Leader is a Lion,

All Dogs will Fight Like Lion.

Leadership Matters…

A Silent Msg for All Pakistanis.

Best Mitti Paleed Award of year 2010

Nominees are:

Pathan,

Sardar,

Faraz,

But

Award Goes To,

Smiling Dog.
Samajh To Gaye hongy Aap!

Altaf Hussain ko 1 Jin Mila,
Usne Jin se Kaha,

“Meri Dili Khwahish ha k Tum Saray Sindhiyo ko Sindh se nikal Do.”

Jin Replied:

Bhao Maa Urdu na Samjhndo Aahyan.

My Name Is Khan
And I’m Not A Terrorist.

Ki Shandaar Kamiyabi K Baad Ab Paish Hai.

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My Name Is Zardari,
and I’m Not A DOG.

ÑΨæΛI XI Å5æΔΦO L4ÅT /KAæ4Θ)Ψæ&ÅæÑLØæGΛ ÑøÄΦ ΛÑæΨ æÉ .

Aap ko Samjh Nahi Aayega!

Choudry Shujaat Ka sms hai.

Keh Raha hai
Sheeday k Saath Dhandli Hui Hai.