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colgate se daat saaf karne ka pepsodent se majbut karne ka babulse fresh karne ka AGAR FIR BHI SAAF NA HO TO BINDAS . . . . . HARPIC USE KARNE KA

Aayushy kahi shanache aste,Tyat kunache mann dukhwayche naste,aapan dusaryala aawadto tyatch aapali aawad samjaayachi, kaaran doghanchi aawad ekch aste, ase khup nashibvan astat -(Siddhesh Nathuram Gopal)

Ek Sardaarji tyachya sundar bahinila scootar varun geun chalala asto. Tevdhyat kahi targat mule tyachya bahinila baghun mhantaat,” yaar, kya bivi mili hai sardaar ko!!” Sardaarji te aikto ani khup chidto, to scooter park karto ani tyanna mhanto, ” Aare saale, bivi hogi teri! Vo to meri behen hai!!”

Ekda Dada Kondke la ek Hindi picture produce ani direct karnyachi sandhi yete. Mulcha marathi manus pun ata hindi picture produce karaycha tyamule Dada Kondke la picture che naav kay thevayche he suchat nahi. Khoop vichar karun tyala ek ashakya nav suchate. Ase nav jyache marathi ani hindi donahi madhye kahitari artha hoto ase. Picture che nav. BADLA LUNGI

Gujju women at chawpati stall.

First Lady: Mane Chat.

Second Lady : Mane Ragado.

Third Lady: Pehllun Chat Ane Pache Ragado.

Ekda eka mansaala sandas la problem hot asto mhanun to doctor kade jato.

“Doctor, mala parsakade nit hot nahiye. Majhi shi doryasarkhi (thread like) hotey ani he barech divas chalu ahe”.

Doctor: Kay hoat ahe nakki baghu tari?.

Doctor tyache sagle exams.

In Korian: Him ham hu,
In Rashian: Sim sam su,
In Chini: Chin chan chu,
In Thai: Hab haab hu,
&
In Marathi: Yada hai tu!

Nintey aaa chuvanna kannukal…
Choodulla Nishwasangal…..
Virayarnna shariram…
Thuduatha Chundukal….
Hoooo…..
Samshayamillla
Chickun Guniya thanneey!!!!!!