6th January 2010

Fuck is good

Fuck is good. Fuck is funny. Lots of people. Fuck for money. If you think that. Fuck is funny. Fuck yourself and save your money!

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6th January 2010

When a man talks dirty

When a man talks dirty to a woman, it’s sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it’s $3.95 per minute.

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6th January 2010

Sex is like Math

Sex is like Math, Add the Bed, Subtract the Clothes, Divide the Legs and Multiply!

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6th January 2010

U’ve got SEX APPEAL

U’ve got SEX APPEAL … U’ve got INTELLIGENCE … U’ve got CLASS … U got da FACE, U got da BODY … I got the wrong number … SORRY

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6th January 2010

never mind the screams

Twinkle, twinkle little rectum bigcockscum when you least expect them, never mind the screams of passion whoop it up with doggy fashion.

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6th January 2010

There was an old man

There was an old man from gosham,
who got out his bollocks to wash’em,
His wife said oh jack if you don’t put’em back,
i’ll stand on the bastards and squash em!!!(new)

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6th January 2010

I really need the money!

Do you want to have sex with me? For $50! Please please please….I really need the money!

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6th January 2010

This program will automatically

This program will automatically enlarge your penis. Now starting…beep 6 5 4 3…..beep 2 1….Sorry no penis found!

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6th January 2010

so fuck yourself

Sorry, the fuckmachine is out of order, so fuck yourself and save a quarter.

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6th January 2010

Sex is good

Sex is good, sex is fine, doggy style or 69, just for fun or getting paid everyone loves getting laid.u’ll get laid.

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