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When a man talks dirty to a woman, it’s sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it’s $3.95 per minute.

Sex is like Math, Add the Bed, Subtract the Clothes, Divide the Legs and Multiply!

U’ve got SEX APPEAL … U’ve got INTELLIGENCE … U’ve got CLASS … U got da FACE, U got da BODY … I got the wrong number … SORRY

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There was an old man from gosham,
who got out his bollocks to wash’em,
His wife said oh jack if you don’t put’em back,
i’ll stand on the bastards and squash em!!!(new)

Do you want to have sex with me? For $50! Please please please….I really need the money!

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