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Sorry, the fuckmachine is out of order, so fuck yourself and save a quarter.

Sex is good, sex is fine, doggy style or 69, just for fun or getting paid everyone loves getting laid.u’ll get laid.

Sex is a sensation. It’s about a man’s temptation, putting his location in a woman’s destination. Do you understand the explanation or do you need a demonstration?

What is the resemblance between a woman and a condom?……………. They both fit around your dick and are present in your wallet

If you don’t like oral sex than keep your mouth shut!!

Programming is like sex: One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.

The difference between erotic and perverted:
Erotic = caress the vagina with a beautiful white whisp
Perverted = do the same thing with a whole chicken.

A guy walks up to a girl and says: Wanna play *Magic*? She says: What’s that? …..He says: We go to my place, have sex and than you dissappear…..