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Please see following sms only if you are above 18 years old.
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AND MOBILE NUMBER.
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4 facts
1 mammay aur jazbat jitne dabao utne ubhrte hain
2 snake aur pudi jahan deko mar do. Blonde sms jokes
3 doodh aur gand phtne ki awaz nahin ati
4 pani aur lun apna rasita khud bana laite hain
Submitted By : Rizwan Hussain, Submitted On : May 24, 2006
• Amitabh bachan in KBC
Question for 10 lac to Sardar jee
What is the colour of your wife's underwear?
Option 1 : White
Option 2 : Grey
Option 3 : Black
Option 4 : Blue
Sardar jee : Can i phone a friend?
Submitted By : Rizwan Hussain, Submitted On : May 24, 2006
• Oorat k Doodh k 5 faide
1. Boil nhi karna parta
2. Kharab nhi hota Blonde sms jokes
3. Har umar k Mard ki pasand
4. Dil kash packing main
5. Aik k saath dusra FREE
Submitted By : Farrukh Ahmed, Submitted On : May 24, 2006
• Aik bus mein girls ki team aur boys ki team ban antakshari khelne ke
liye.
Girls : Hum tumhe hara ke dikhayenge!
Boys : Hum har gaye, chalo ab dikhao.
Submitted By : Rajbir, Submitted On : May 22, 2006
• Pehlay kiss karo..
Phir shirt utaro..
Phir fuck karo..
Kitna asan hai sex karna !!
Submitted By : Asif Shah, Submitted On : May 19, 2006
• aik MUMAY nay dosray MUMAY se pocha.......
Larai nichli gali main hoti hai
Pakray hum jatay hain...!!!
Submitted By : Y2F GanG, Submitted On : May 19, 2006
• Na chahat hai sitaron ki, Na tamanna hai nazaroon ki, Bas aap jaisa
dost mil
jaye
MAA CHOD DAIN GEY SAROON KI.
Submitted By : Rauf, Submitted On : Nil
• imtehan main aik larki nay teacher se kaha kay main nakal mar loon ?
teacher nay kaha tum naqal maroo per hum tu asal hi marain gay.
Submitted By : Hassan, Submitted On : Nil
• conductor : bachcay ka full ticket lage ga!
lady : yeh tu abhi nipple chusta hai!
conductor : wo tu is ka baap bhi choosta hai, tu kya uska bhi aadha loo
gi ?
Submitted By : Hassan, Submitted On : Nil
• ferrari asked foxi : tumhari ankhain kyun bahar nikli hue hain ?
foxi replied :agar tumhara engine tumhare gand main laga dain tu tumhari
ankhain bhee bahar nikal aayain gi. Blonde sms jokes
Submitted By : Hassan, Submitted On : Nil |
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