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When I was born I got the choice, or a major
dick, or a fine memory. I am not able to remember what I did choose.
Submitted By : Xub@!r, Submitted On : Apr 08, 2006
Man says to his wife: Let me take a picture of your breasts, then I
can always
look at them. Wife: Let me take a picture of you
penis, I
will have it enlarged. Blonde sms
Submitted By : Xub@!r, Submitted On : Apr 08, 2006
Who is stronger, Man Or Woman? A: A woman bcoz she lifts 2 mountains
on her chest while a man lifts 2 stones with the help of a crane.
Submitted By : Xub@!r, Submitted On : Apr 08, 2006
A husband was asked: Do u talk to your wife after sex? His answer:
Depends, if I can find a phone.
Submitted By : Xub@!r, Submitted On : Apr 08, 2006
Son on his honeymoon phoned his mom asking what 2 do. MOM : Put ur
biggest thng on her hairiest thing. SON : got my nose in her armpit. Now
what?
Submitted By : Xub@!r, Submitted On : Apr 08, 2006
Sex is a sensation caused by temptation when a man puts his location
in a woman's destination. Do u get my explanation, or do u need a
demonstration?!
Submitted By : Xub@!r, Submitted On : Apr 08, 2006
There is Hot-sex, Fast-sex, Group-sex, Safe-sex, Leather-sex,
Telephone-sex, and for people with your face ...NO SEX !
Submitted By : Xub@!r, Submitted On : Apr 08, 2006
Sex is like pizza. When its good, its VERY GOOD. When its bad, its
Still pretty good!!
Submitted By : Xub@!r, Submitted On : Apr 08, 2006
I wish I were a ring Upon my girlfriend's hand, 'Cause everytime she'd
wipe her rear I'd see the promised land....
Submitted By : Xub@!r, Submitted On : Apr 08, 2006
I love the way it rubs against the soft pink flesh.. and creates a
creamy foamy liquid as it thrusts in and out, up and down... Cant wait
to brush my teeth
Blonde sms
Are these your eyes, I found them between my breasts!
Submitted By : Xub@!r, Submitted On : Apr 08, 2006
Hello!Im a little alien called Kan.I have taken the form of a mobile
phone- your phone.And during this message I have been having sex with
your thumb!
Submitted By : Xub@!r, Submitted On : Apr 08, 2006
I once had a ONE-2-ONE night with a VIRGIN.She teased me till i got an ERICKSON.sucked me till my face went ORANGE till i busted my load of
SEIMEN over her NOKIAS.
Submitted By : Xub@!r, Submitted On : Apr 08, 2006
I hereby place u under arrest 4 violating code 69 - distracting public
with ur xtreme good looks & sex appeal, remain silent & report 2 my
bedroom.
Submitted By : Xub@!r, Submitted On : Apr 08, 2006
A man was looking at a painting 4 a long time of a naked woman with
leaves covering the body, he was asked what he was doing & he answered -
waitng 4 autumn.
Submitted By : Xub@!r, Submitted On : Apr 08, 2006
GUY: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. GAL: If I see you naked,
I'd probably die laughing.
Submitted By : Xub@!r, Submitted On : Apr 08, 2006
I do not have the muscles of Stallone, I am not as handsome as Brad
Pitt, I am not as strong as Schwarzenegger, but I can lick as good as
Lassie!!!
Submitted By : Xub@!r, Submitted On : Apr 08, 2006
Its been a rough day. I got up this morning, put on a shirt N a button
fell off. I picked up my briefcase N the handle came off. I'm afraid 2
go 2 the bathroom.
Submitted By : Xub@!r, Submitted On : Apr 08, 2006
American students say : people who never experience good sex and do
not perform well in bed, usually read their SMS messages with their
right hand.
Submitted By : Xub@!r, Submitted On : Apr 08, 2006
A guy walks up to a girl and says: Wanna play *Magic*? She says:
What's that? He says: We go to my place, have sex and than you
disappear!! Blonde sms |
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