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Dumb Lady Is In The Kitchen-Lovely Husband Wife sms
Dumb Lady Is In The Kitchen-Lovely Husband Wife sms. Woman Buys A New Sim Card Puts It In Her Phone And Decides To Surprise Her Husband Who Is Seated On The Couch In The Living Room.
She Goes To The Kitchen, Calls Her Husband With The New Number: “Hello Darling”
The Husband Responds In A Low Tone: “Let Me Call U Back Later Honey, The Dumb Lady Is In The Kitchen.Tweet
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Woman Buys A New Sim - Wife sms
Woman Buys A New Sim
Card Puts It In Her Phone
And Decides To Surprise Her
Husband Who Is Seated On
The Couch In The Living Room.
She Goes To The Kitchen,
Calls Her Husband With
The New Number:
“Hello Darling”
The Husband Responds
In A Low Tone:
“Let Me Call U Back
Later Honey, The Dumb
Lady Is In The Kitchen..Wife smsTweet
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Wife:
Agr mai gum ho jaon toh tum kia kro ge?
Hsbnd:
Mai paper me ishtehar donga.
Wife: Kya likhwao ge?
Hsbnd:
“Jinnu Labhy, odi”
“\(‘.’)/”
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From hinaTweet
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Dr:
Apki bv sirf 5 ghantey ki mehman hy I’m sorry
Husband:
koi bat nahi Dr sahb jb 25 sal guzar gaey tu ye 5 ghantey bhi guzar hi jayenge. Tweet
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Husband: begam tumhari gerdan par ajeb si cheez hai. . Jisy daih kr khouf ata hai . . .Begam(dar k) wo kya? Hsbnd: tmhra “MOO”.Tweet
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Ghareebi se tng aa kr Husband bola:
Lagta hai ab to mujhe Hath phelanay hi paraingy.
Wife:
Jaldi karo ye na ho mujhe
‘Tangein’ phelani parain….Tweet
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Husband:
Kal mere khawab m ek larki ayi thi.
Wah kia larki thi,
Wife:
Akeli ayi hogi?
Husband:
Tum ko kese pata?
Wife:
Uska husband mere khawab me aya tha?Tweet
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Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream
That u were sending me
Jewelry and clothes!
Husband: yeah, I saw
your dad paying the bill !!!
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Wife Running After A Garbage Truck:
Am I Too Late For The Garbage?
Hubby Following Her Yelled: Not Yet.
Jumpppp Innnn Fastttt.
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A man in Hell asked Devil:
Can I make a call to my Wife?
After making call he asked how much to pay.
Devil : Nothing, Hell to hell is Free.
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Wife came home with a goat.
Husband asked”Is bhains ko ghar kion lai ho?”
Wife:”Dikhta nahin, bakri hy!”
Husband:”Bakri se hi poch raha hon”
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A recently fired
stock trader said …
“This is worse than divorce…
I have lost everything
and
I still have my wife…”
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Wife: What is so interesting in me?
Husband: I dont know the meaning of interesting!!!
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Friends Are like “Priya Gold Biscuit” Haq Se maango
Girl Friends are like Pepsi Yeh Dil Maange More
Wife is like a medicine Bas Ek hi kaafi hai
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How woman calls their husband in first 6 years
Yr 1.Janu
Yr 2.O G.
Yr 3.Sunte ho?
Yr 1.O bunty k pappa
Yr 1.Kahan mar gaye?
Yr 1.Tum aate ho k main aaon?
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Wife:-I will die.
Husband:- I will also die.
Wife:-why will you die?
Husband:-because main itni khushi
bardasht nahin ker sakta:D
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What is the difference between wife & saali?
Saali is Beauty,
Wife is duy,
Saali is passion,
Wife is tension,
Saali is patakha,
Wife is sayapa,
Saali is cool,
Wife is fool,
Saali is tuty-fruity,
Wife is qismat futi,
Saali is fresh cake,
Wife is earth quake…:p
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Husband: Today is sunday &
I have to enjoy it.
So i bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: Why three?
Husband: 1 For U and 2 for ur parents.
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Husband asks: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means…
Without Information, Fighting Everytime!
WIFE says: No darling , it means :-
With Idiot For Ever
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wife:honey,what r u looking 4?
husband: nothing
wife:why have u been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ?
husband: i was just looking 4 the expiry date
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