In politics,
your enemies can’t hurt you,
but your friends will kill you.
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Politics SMS
A promising young man
should go into politics so that he can
go on promising for the rest of his life.
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Honesty in politics is much like oxygen.
The higher up you go,
the scarcer it becomes.
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Considering his achievements
of creating shortage of
wheat
gas
power
sugar
water
Musharaf has been given
the title of Quaid-e-Qillat !!
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Devils went to Court to Prove
that he is The Most,
Cruel & wicked Guy on Earth.
But he Failed, He Came Out Angrily & Asked,
Yaar ye “ALTAF BHAI” kon hai?
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Some men change their party
for the sake of their principles;
others change their principles
for the sake of their party.
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I offer my opponents a bargain:
if they will stop telling lies about us,
I will stop telling the truth about them.
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We have plenty of Confidence in this country,
but we are a little short of good men
to place our Confidence in. -Will
Rogers
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The word ‘politics’ is derived from the word ‘poly’,
meaning ‘many’,
and the word ‘tics’, meaning ‘blood sucking parasites’.
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Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it whether it exists or not,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedy.
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Mankind will never see an end of trouble until…
lovers of wisdom come to hold political power,
or the holders of power…
become lovers of wisdom.
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Those who are too smart
to engage in politics
are punished by being governed
by those who are dumber.
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The more you read and
observe about this Politics thing,
you got to admit that each party
is worse than the other.
The one that”s out always looks the best.
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Government is like a baby.
An alimentary canal with
a big appetite at one end
and no sense of responsibility at the other.
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A good leader is a person
who takes a little more than
his share of the blame
and
a little less than his share of the credit.
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Good leaders are like baseball umpires;
they go practically unnoticed
when doing their jobs right.
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Any party which takes credit for the rain must not be
surprised if its opponents blame it for the drought.
-Dwight Morrow
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On great public deman releasing all over Pakistan!
“The return of phoolan devi”,
Directed by Condi Rice,
Scripted in London &
Produced by GHQ.
Character Actress: BB (Benazir Bhutto),
Character Actor:Musharraf
Supporting Actor:Fazal urf Maulana Diesel.
Characterless Actors:Chaudhries & Lagharie,
Dancer: Sherry,
Music: MQM
&
Action sponsored by Al-Qayaida/
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