Tamil sms

Love Marriage ikkum

by Funny Love sms on April 5, 2010

in Tamil sms

Love Marriage ikkum,
Arrange marriage ikkum enna difference??
Naamala kenuthula viluntha athu love marriage…
10 per thalli vitta athu arranged marriage..

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Unarum varai

by Funny Love sms on April 5, 2010

in Tamil sms

Unarum varai
unmaiyum oru
poi thaan
purikinra varai
vazhkiyum oru
pudir thaan
SO ENJOY UR LIFE.

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Kalaiyum neeye

by Funny Love sms on April 5, 2010

in Tamil sms

Kalaiyum neeye…
Malaiyum Neeye…
Mathiyanamum Neeye..
Iravum Neeye….
Vidinchu Nayae..
Yendiri Payae…

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I have changed my number

by Funny Love sms on April 5, 2010

in Tamil sms

Hi I have changed my number. Note down my new number and my new number is …………………….’100′….. Dairiyam irundha ippa missed call kudu paarppom.

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KADHAL”

by Funny Love sms on January 5, 2010

in Tamil sms

Kangal seyum siru thavarukku idhyam anubavikkum aayul thandanai.

“KADHAL”

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pakka sonnathu..

by Funny Love sms on January 5, 2010

in Tamil sms

Vasagar: Enma unga paper la uppu sappe illa?

Writer: padikka sonna…..
ungala yaru nakki
pakka sonnathu…..

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In a forest

by Funny Love sms on January 5, 2010

in Tamil sms

In a forest 10 people were walking….! (including me) Suddenly a TIGER came and killed 9 people….. but didnt TOUCH me…… WHY? Because

Nangadhan singamla……….

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Banna evlo?

by Funny Love sms on January 5, 2010

in Tamil sms

Parthiban: Banna evlo?
Vadivalu:Onnu 1 rupee
Parthiban: 60 paisaku varatha?
Vadivalu: 60 paisaku tholdhan varum.
Parthiban:40 paisa thola vachukittu palatha kudu

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Yesterday i decided to sucide

by Funny Love sms on January 5, 2010

in Tamil sms

Yesterday i decided to sucide
I went to a mountain and tried to jump.
At that time i got a message in my mobile.
It’s your message , after i read it
i decided to live.
U know why?
Vetti message anupura neeyelam uiroda irukumbodhu, na yaen saganum”..

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Enga manager

by Funny Love sms on January 5, 2010

in Tamil sms

Friend 1: Enga manager gangaru mathiri.
Friend 2: “yeppadi?”
Friend 1: “Yeppavum oru kuttiyodathan iruppaar?”

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“INBOX FULL”

by Funny Love sms on January 5, 2010

in Tamil sms

Sachin century Adicha.
“Stadum Full”.
Rajini padam Nadicha.
“Theatre Full”
Thalla S.M.S. anupuna unga
“INBOX FULL”

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There are 12 days

by Funny Love sms on January 5, 2010

in Tamil sms

There are 12 days for vinayagar chaturthi.
so kaliman demand aiducham.
so unga mandil irukarada safe pannikinga.

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“LOVE” pani

by Funny Love sms on January 5, 2010

in Tamil sms

“LOVE” pani
“NASAMA”
Porathai Vida.!
“SIGHT”
Adichu
“SANTHOSAMA”
Irunga.!

Its my big advice for you.!

ippadikku… Best friend

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Eppadiya accident

by Funny Love sms on January 5, 2010

in Tamil sms

Police: Eppadiya accident nadanthathu?

Driver: Athaan sir enakkum theriyala appo naan thoongittu irundhaen.

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How many idlies

by Funny Love sms on January 5, 2010

in Tamil sms

Man: How many idlies can you eat in empty stomach?
Sardar: I can eat 6 idlies.
Man: You Can eat only 1 idly in empty stomach.
When you eat second that’s not empty stomach.
Sardar: ha ha ha super joke, I,m going to ask my friend.
Sardar: How many idlies can you eat in empty stomach?
Friend: i can eat 10.
Sardar: poda.
6nu sonna oru super joke soli irupen.

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Mudhal masam january

by Funny Love sms on January 5, 2010

in Tamil sms

Teacher : Mudhal masam january !
rendavathu masam Febuary!
Pathavathu masam enna?

Student: Delivary teacher.

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Dr Monitor MBBS,

by Funny Love sms on January 5, 2010

in Tamil sms

Dr Monitor MBBS,
ulcer Specialist.
Dr.Wills
Lungs Specialist.
Dr.Manikchand
Mouth Cancer Specialist.
Dr.Beer
Thoppai Specialist……………

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Kalaiyum neeye…

by Funny Love sms on January 5, 2010

in Tamil sms

Kalaiyum neeye…
Malaiyum Neeye…
Mathiyanamum Neeye..
Iravum Neeye….
Vidinchu Nayae..
Yendiri Payae…

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Two Wheeler Thought

by Funny Love sms on January 5, 2010

in Tamil sms

Two Wheeler Thought
‘Hero honda’la hero pogalam
But
‘Yamaha’la yaman poga mudiuma?

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Amaichar

by Funny Love sms on January 5, 2010

in Tamil sms

Amaichar: MANNA! NAATIL PANJAM THALAI “VIRITHU” ADUKIRUTHU.

PULIKESI: APPADIA! “RIBBON” AI KATTIKONDU OLUNGAGA ADA SOLLUM.

AMAICHAR:!!!!!!!!!!!?????

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:Rendu 18 vayasu

by Funny Love sms on January 5, 2010

in Tamil sms

Josiar: unga thosam nivarthi aganumna 36 vayasu ponna kalyanam pannanum
Sardar:Rendu 18 vayasu ponnungala katikalama
Josiar: …………….?!???????

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Super Punch:

by Funny Love sms on January 5, 2010

in Tamil sms

Super Punch:
Athigama “Makeup” podura ponnum..
Romba nala tea kadaila thongra
“BANNUM” nalla irundhatha
sarithirame illay.

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Tell me the opposite

by Funny Love sms on January 5, 2010

in Tamil sms

Interviewer to a sardar: Tell me the opposite words for
“made in India”
Sardar: Pallam in Pakistan.

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One day sardarji

by Funny Love sms on January 5, 2010

in Tamil sms

One day sardarji buy a “kaadhal” flim vcd and he kept in fridge you know why?
Because sardar wants to see “jillunu oru kadhal” film

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Yenga ippadiye

by Funny Love sms on January 4, 2010

in Tamil sms

Wife: Yenga ippadiye naan samachi potta enakku enna kidaikkum?
Husband: Ennoda LIC panam Seekkaram kidaikkum.
Wife: !!!!!!!!!!1

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Enna ulagamba

by Funny Love sms on January 4, 2010

in Tamil sms

1000, 2000 selavu panni OOTY, KODAIKANAL suthana TOUR NU solranga.
10p selavu illama OORA suthana THANDASORU nu solranga
Enna ulagamba

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En theriuma?

by Funny Love sms on January 4, 2010

in Tamil sms

Nan rojavai pola alaganavan illai
Aanal en ‘IDAYAM’
Rojavaivida
Alaganadu
En theriuma?
Athil neeum un Natoum iruppathal

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Naaikku naalu

by Funny Love sms on January 4, 2010

in Tamil sms

Naaikku naalu kaal irukkalaam. Aana adhala LOCAL call, STD call, ISD call, even MISSED call kooda panna mudiyathu!

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Meen pidikiravana

by Funny Love sms on January 4, 2010

in Tamil sms

Meen pidikiravana meenavan-nnu sollalam. Naai pidikiravana naaiavan- nnu solla mudiyuma?

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School Testla

by Funny Love sms on January 4, 2010

in Tamil sms

School Testla Bit adikalam… College Testla Bit adikalam … Blood Testla Bit addika mudiyuma?

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