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insan kay ander
messege parhanay ka itna shoq hota ha kay chiayh usay pagal stupid fool
bewakoff nalaiq kaho kitna bhe kuch kah
lo wo messge neachay tak parta ha ab apnay app ko hedaikh
lain yah pata hotay huway bhe kay is msg main kuch nahe ha phir bhe
parhay ja rahay ho parhalo parhlo last taq parh lo ab ap souch rahay hon
gay kay yah baqwas kab khatam ho ge our main bhe kise ko forward keron
ga tu ker lain ab app ki bare ha tata zubair 0345-5084071
Full Name: Osman +92 (0) 3454 566641
A child uses its thumb 2 chew,
An illiterate uses his thumb 2 sign,
A winner uses his thumb 2 show victory,(Copyright www.www.funnylovesms.com)
But a monkey is using his thumb 2 read this sms.
Full Name: Ahsan 0321-8666122
Agar Farigh ho tu neechay press karo..
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Agar ab b farigh ho tu upper press karoo....
Full Name: rakesh
welcome game show me aapka swagat hai!
yadi aap prizes jeetna chahte hai to niche jaiye
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aur niche
aur niche
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tum paise ke liye itna niche gir sakte ho mujhe biswas nahi ho raha hai
attendence in zoo!!!
LOMREE..?
PRESENT
BHALOO..?
YES SIR
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BANDER..!
HAZIR JANAB
DONKEY........???
ABY MSG BAAD MAIN PERNA PEHLY PRESENT BOLO....(BLUE EYES 03214645399)
kadam kadam pe hawa ki simt ka dehan rakhna.mushkil waqt mei bhi dosti
ko yad rakhna.hmari yao ki khusbu tmhain zror aye gi.BUS TM ZARA APNI
NAK SAF RAKHNA NAJAM03455894118
Flowers are missing you. Birds are calling you, Please come back to zoo
because zoo is not zoo without you. hahaha +923009432609 Kool
Heart beat are countless, spirits are ageless, dreams r endless,
memories are timeless and a friend like u is Useless. Oops! Sorry Yaar,
Priceless dani 03214342632
God made butter, god made cheese; god made you for me to squeeze.
God made whiskey, god made Pepsi and when he made you he made you SEXY!
Irfan Sunpal (0322-6100395 / 03007300331)
kya ankhein hein ap ki,kya baatain hein ap ki....,us khuda ne kush aisa
ap bnaya
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hai....,maano.........\"Shhhhssss..Koi Hai\"sy bhoot nikal aaya
hai....... hira
so sweet u r
so sweet your smile
so sweet your eyes
so sweet your style
see how sweetly i lie sadaf ejaz from chakwal
funny urdu
HUM BHI BESAHARA TUM BHI BESAHARA
FITT-E-MUNH HAMARA FITTE-E-MUNH TUMHARA guggu 03217746166
Teri aankain jhuki jhuki tera chehra khila khila
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jab tere chehre per haath ghumaya to aadha kilo fair & lovely mila Irfan
Sunpal (0322-6100395 / 0300-7300331)
Apni or teri dosti ko main koi nia nam don..Ager main kahon tera mera
rishta asa jesy koan or balti..tum or main juda kabhi ho nahin
sakty..Tum or main asy jesy dinner main sweet n salty fairy(03345301830)
tery face ki sweet smile nay mery heart ka signle break kia...mughy jab
say hoa hay love tugh say main nay night sleeping chor dia fairy
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Hmmm... ()""""()
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Main shabshe nalaaj hu mujhe Koi achmech nahi bhejta Aaj se shabbe
achmech band KATTI,KATTI,KATTI.
from: Chetan 9988270747
Full Name: Osman +92 (0) 3454 566641
Jab se tumhe jana hai,
jab se tumhe paaya hai,
Har dua mein tera naam aaya hai,(Copyright www.www.funnylovesms.com)
Taaki poochhu rab se ki yeh kaisa namoona banaya hai.
Lux 8.50Rs
Rexona 7.50Rs
Tibbet 5.50Rs
Dove 25Rs
Dettole 12.30Rs(Copyright www.www.funnylovesms.com)
Tiger 5.00Rs
in main se koi bhi le lo aur naha lo pleeeez. Abdul ( 0322-4121956)
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