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A husband was stung by
A husband was stung by a bee on his penis and it became swollen. His
wife prayed, "Oh God may you remove off the pain and leave the size as
it is. By Vinz
Maid cleaning bedroom found
Maid cleaning bedroom found a used condom and kept looking at it. Madam
asked dont you have sex in the village, Maid "Yes we do but not till the
skin drops off.By Vinz
Question?
who is stronger man or woman?
Anser?(Copyright www.www.funnylovesms.com)
A woman coz she lifts two mountain on her chest while man lifts his
crane with the help of 2 stones. By marwat
Why do Couples hold hands on Wedding Day?
Ques : Why do Couples hold hands on Wedding Day?
Ans : Just for Formality, like 2 Boxers shaking hands before Fight!!By
Uzzal
(In Urdu)
Girls Hostel ki light chali gayi.
Ek ladki ne electric office me phone karke kaha:
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Light chali gayi hai, aadmi bhejo.
Replied "Aadmi nahi hai, mombatti se kaam chala lo."By chumma khan
(In Urdu)
chota sardar:mummy kal raat ko,phir maine bathroom ka darvaja khola toh
light apne aap jal gaye.mummy:kaminey phir tune fridge main susu ki! By
baasha
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Once Laloo was coming out of Airport. As there was a huge rush, the
security guard told Laloo "WAIT PLEASE" for which Laloo replied "65Kgs"
and moved By kunjava
Once Laloo wanted to know the time difference between Bihar and Las
Vegas.So he called up the Tourist department and asked them "Ji..could
you tell methe time difference between Patna and Las Begas...". . The
man at the other end replies "One second sir..." and Laloo immediately
replies "thank you"and puts the phone downBy kunjava
At a bar in New York, the man to Laloo's left tells the bartender
,"JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE." And the man's companion says, "JACK
DANIELS,SINGLE." The bartender approaches Laloo and asks, "AND YOU,
SIR?" Lalooreplies: "LALOO YADAV, MARRIEDBy kunjava
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After having resigned as the CM of Bihar, Laloo decides to go modeling.
Once he enters the herd of buffaloes and resting his elbows on the back
of the cattle he poses for the photo. Next day the photo appears front
page of a newspaper. GUESS THE CAPTION !! "Laloo, third from left!"By
kunjava
Laloo Prasad Yadav was hosting a Japanese Delegation for Business
Development to Bihar. The Japanese Emissary was quite impressed with
Bihar and he stated, "Bihar is an excellent state. Give us three years
and we willturn it into an economic superpower like Japan." Laloo was
very surprised."You Japanese are very inefficient" he stated. "Give me
three days and Iwill turn Japan into the next Bihar!" By kunjava
A Wife is sleeping in the middle of the night, she suddenly shouts: "Get
up quickly my hasband is here!!!"
the man gets up from the bed, jumps out the window, hurts himslef and
then realizes "Damn, I am the hasband!!!"cute
sms jokes
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Who's guilty in the situation?????????????By Forever
Best SMS of the year- a Mother makes her son "INTELLIGENT" in 20 Years,
but a girl makes him STUPID in 2 minutes.By Jeet From Mumbai
A daughter sends a telegram to her father on her clearing B.Ed
exams,whichthe father receives as:"father, your daughter has been
successful in BED." By Ikram
in chemistry class teacher asked a girl:what r Nitrates?Girl answered
shyly:nights rates r high then day ..! cuteboy
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behind every SUCCESSFUL woman
behind every SUCCESSFUL woman, there is a SATISFIED man,but behind a
SATISFIED woman there is an EXHAUSTED man...(Copyright www.www.funnylovesms.com)
Acute Angina
A man to cardiologist, How dare u tell my wife that she has a cute
Vagina, Doctor, stupid, i told her that she has acute Angina.
A boy and gal of 5th class asked(In Urdu)
A boy and gal of 5th class asked teacher "kya chote bachoon ke bhi bache
hoote
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hain"? teacher nahin kabhi nahin " boy said to girl-dekha aur tu aise hi
dar rahi thi". By Sumit
Musharraf said to his mother.(In Urdu)
Musharraf said to his mother. Ammi mari B.V , M.M.A walon sey meli hoi
hai! Jab bhe kamray main jata hoon kehti hai wardi utaro. By Khurrum
Chattha
75yrz old man got married with a girl o
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75yrz old man got married with a girl of 15 yrz old. At marriage nite
they both r crying cuz Girl don't know anything and an old man hav
4gotten evrythng. By Nido
Which Type Of Woman Is Yours?
Which Type Of Woman Is Yours?
HARD-DISK Woman:She remembers everything, FOREVER.
RAM Woman:She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.
WINDOWS Woman:Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one
can live without her.
EXCEL Woman:They say she can do a lot of things but you mostly use for
your four basic needs.
SCREENSAVER Woman:She is good for nothing but at least she is fun!
INTERNET Woman:Difficult to access.
SERVER Woman:Always busy when you need her.
MULTIMEDIA Woman:She makes horrible things look beautiful.
CD-ROM Woman:She is always faster and faster.(Copyright www.www.funnylovesms.com)
E-MAIL Woman:Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.
VIRUS Woman:Also known as "WIFE"; when you are not expec By RINKU
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