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Sex poetry: It's not the
length, it's not the size, it's not how many times u can make it rise.
It's not how well it fits, but how late it spits Desi sms jokes
• Skoda recently launched a new car model LAURA. All drivers are having
a tough time when theor Memsahibs say: Driver Laura Nikalo!
• Kamra khushboo naal sajai baithe han, bed te navi chaddar bichayee
baithe han,
Saadi deewangi tan dekho ohna ne raati auna hai te asi duphar de hi
condom charai baithe han
• The first day at the London sperm bank was pretty unsuccessful. Only
three men made appointments and, of those, one came on the bus and the
other two missed the tube.
• All eggs in women decided to fight against sperms. They waited with
guns in the pussy. That night no one came. Suddenly 1 shouted: Hamla
Peeche se hua hai...
• What is Long & Hard, has a hole at the tip and when u insert it into a
wet, hairy & tight hole makes u feel better?
Vicks Inhaler
• When u don't know whether to luv or hate, when u r in confused state,
don't feel and don't debate, just sit alone & ...... MASTURBATE
• Whenever u feel low, depressed or useless, remember that u r the same
sperm that won a battle against a million others.
• Cricketer describing a nude girl:
There is no cover, there is no extra cover, there 2 silly points, 2 fine
legs & a deep gully, with little grass on the pitch.
• What is invisible sex?
A male Negro fucking a female Negro under moonless night in a coal mine
wearing a black condom.
A friend like u is not like boobs coz everyone sucks them. Not like
vagina coz it tears. You r like a penis coz it always stands when
needed.
• Hum Gire Hue ko Uthate hai, Desi sms jokes
Hum Bichhde Hue Ko Milate Hai,
In Short Hum Bra Banate Hain.
• 70 yr old man: Doc meri age mein sex style kyo hona chahiye?
Doc: Doggy style.
Man: Aapke matlab peeche se…?
Doc: Nahin, sirf soongh aur chaat.
• Happiness is like penis; always looks small if u hold it in ur hands
but when u learn to share it, u'll realize how big & precious it is!
• Man: Kiss Karun?
Gal: Lipstick kharab hogi.
Man: Boob dabaun.?
Gal: T-shirt kharab hogi.?
Man: Fuck?
Gal: Period me hun.?
Man: Don't say loose motions hai.
• Women r the best Engines: Accepts any size of Piston, are self
Lubricating, start up with a Finger, automatic oil change every 4 week.
• Man gives blood to save his girlfriends life. Later on they split up &
man wants blood back. She throws a used tampon at him & says: Pay u
monthly, u bastard!
• Q: What's the definition of indefinitely?
A: When your balls are slapping up against her ass, you are
in.....definitely.
• Q: Does penis deserve overtime & hazard pay?
A: Yes! Coz it works in deep, damp, hot tunnels, often head down &
mostly in night shifts!
• A prostitute's nursery rhyme:
One two lets screw,
Three four I'm a whore,
Five six suck the dick,
Seven eight ejaculate, Desi sms jokes
Nine ten fuck me again. |
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