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3 men sitting in a cafe, all wanking. Desi sms
messages
Waitress: What the fuck are you all doing?
One points to a sign that reads: FIRST COME, FIRST SERVED!
Little gypsy girl: Which way do my knickers go?
Her Mom: How many fucking more times do I have to tell u yellow to the
front & brown to the back!
They have found a new position in the Karma Sutra. It's called the
'plumber'...
Two of you stay in all day and no f*cker comes!
Text msgs are like a blow job from an amateur prostitute......short,
sweet and cheap!
Mr & Mrs Blobby are lyin in bed 1 nite Mrs Bloby turns 2 Mr Bloby &
says: Bluba lluba lupblub.
Mr Bloby turns & says: Shut the fuck up and swallow bitch!
Little Girl: Mom, I just found out that the boy next door has a penis
like a peanut.
Mommy: U mean it's small?
Little Girl: No, it's salty. Desi sms messages
3 Facts of Life:
Garib aur Boobs hamesha dabte hai.
Musibat aur penis kabhi bhi khade ho jate hai.
Kismat aur Bra kabhi bhi khul sakti hai.
One day the PENIS tells the balls: Tonight v r goin for a party!
The balls reply: U bloody fuckin liar, u always get inside while v r
left outside!
Q: If a married woman is called Polo... The mint with a hole, then
what's an unmarried woman called?
A: Center Fresh.
To avoid condom related accident use 2 condoms with chilli powder in
between them if outer breaks she will know and if inner one breaks you
will know!
Q: What is the difference between a woman and a fridge?
A: A fridge does not moan when there is meat inside.
Text messaging is like a blowjob off an amateur prostitute;
short...sweet and always cheap!
Q: Whats the definition of suspicion?
A: A nun doing press ups in a cucumber field.
A kiss is called humanity if its on cheek, love if on lips, passion if
on breast, humor if on navel, sex if on vagina and called bravery if its
on ass hole.
Q: What's a birth control pill?
A: It's the second best thing a woman can put in her mouth to prevent
pregnancy.
Q: Why are breasts located in the upper half of a woman's body?
A: Because, milk should be kept away from the pussy?
Q: What's difference between cricketers n condoms?
A: Cricketers drop the catches n condoms catch the drops!
A blowjob is the only job in the world that can't be included in your
resume despite years of experience and a number of refrences!
Wishing you a seductive & wonderful day licked by luv & penetrated by
heavenly graces & may all your misfortunes be ejaculated!
If u have two balls between ur legs it means u r man.Desi
sms messages
If u have have four, it does not means that u r superman, iska matlab
aapki koi ga#d mar raha hai. |
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