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Beti: Maa Gaon mein Fauji aaye hain
desi sms
Maa: andar aaja inki niyat bahut kharab hoti hai
Beti: Maa fauji Pakistani hain
Maa: to bakri ko bhi andar le aa.
3 months, 4 weeks ago by pgirish via web
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chuddu
Reporter asks Rakhi Sawant - Aap kahan tak padhi likhi hain?
Rakhi Sawant - Jyaada nahin, bas Inter Course kiya hai...
3 months, 1 week ago by chuddu via web
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bombaylives
1 Aurat ne 6 bacho ko1sath janm diya, wo bed se utri or apne pati ko 1
zapad mar ke chillai, maine kaha tha na ki KUTTE KI STYLE ME MAT KARO.
2 months ago by bombaylives via mobile
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lendpage1
hugli hugli husssss
dugli dugli dusss.... desi sms
abe has mat gandu,
y mantra lund chota karne ka tha, jo tune padhliya, ab chaddi kholkar
dekh !!
2 months, 3 weeks ago by lendpage1 via web
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moni
Agar
Aap
Larkiyo'n Se Hamesha Ghirey Rehna Chahte Hyn. . .
Agar Aap Chahte Hyn
K Wo Aapka "PRODUCT"
Haath Me Lekar Muunh Main Daaley. .
Tou
Paani-Puuri Ka Thela Laga Lo Yaar
2 months, 3 weeks ago by moni via web
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sspatel
pahlay hat ma lo
phir mon mai lo
phir thook lagao
phir sidha karoo
phir sorakh ma daloo
uff..
kithna muskhil ha soi mai dagha dalna
2 months, 2 weeks ago by sspatel via web
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sspatel
2 men went 2 a callgirl.
1st went in and came out n said
“Na my wife is better.”
2nd went in and came out n said
“U R right ur wife is much better.” desi sms
2 months, 2 weeks ago by sspatel via web
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sachugala
Today its cool to have small cars and small computers. Soon it will be
cool to have a small penis too, then you my friend will be THE MAN!!
2 months, 1 week ago by sachugala via web
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chinvikul
kya cheez muh me nahin leni chahiye
Student:jalta hua bulb
why?
Student:raat ko mummy papa se keh rahi thi "bulb bujha do muh me lungi"
4 months, 3 weeks ago by chinvikul via web
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sspatel
He came at night,
explored my body,
got on top of me,
touched me, he bit,
sucked, swalowd,
when he was satisfyed,
he left, i was hurt,
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