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Aandu, pandu & gandu teen dost hote hain.
1st aandu jo randiyoon ka chokidaar tha.
2nd pandu jo randiyoon ka dallal tha.
or 3rd wo jo mera sms phadraha hai
Submitted By : Arslan, Submitted On : Jun 16, 2006
• choos lo na
chosnay k liya tu hai Dirty Hindi sms
tum bhi chosva laina
main bhi choos don ge
plz
plz
plz
plz
chooslo
yeh lolly pop
Submitted By : Love, Submitted On : Jun 15, 2006
• Teacher : Hame in machron ko paida hone se rokna chahiye.
Student : Wo to ho hi nahin sakta.
Teacher : Kyon?
Student : Kyon ki itna chota condom ban hi nahi sakta.
Submitted By : sAm_, Submitted On : Jun 14, 2006
• When nobody luvs u, nobody cares 4 u, nobody think about u, every 1
ignores u, then go and sit in the corner close ur eyes and think
Bhanchod Akhir Chakar kya hai?
Submitted By : Deemy, Submitted On : Jun 12, 2006
• When I went to the Madras,
I fucked a lady on the grass...
When I insert inch One, Dirty Hindi sms
She says its none...
When I insert inch Two
She says its few...
When I insert inch Three,
She says its free...
When I insert inch Four,
She says its i want more...
When I insert inch Five,
She says its just like a knife...
When I insert inch Six,
She says its fix...
When I insert inch Seven,
She says i m feeling in a heaven...
When I insert inch Eight,
She says its great...
When I insert inch Nine,
She says its hole of mine...
When I insert inch Ten,
She says are you a donkey or a man...
Submitted By : Syed Mohsin Ali, Submitted On : Jun 13, 2006
• Aurat or chayee may char qualities dekho
Tayz ho..
Garam ho..
Doodh Ziyadaa ho..
Jo raat ko sonay naa dey..
Submitted By : Deemy, Submitted On : Jun 12, 2006
• Boy to Girl : Tumhari dono tango kay darmian main kia hai ?
Girl : Meri dono tango kay darmian main aik lakeer hai.
Girl : Tumhari dono tango kay darmian main kiay hai ?
Boy : Lakeer ka faqeer.
Submitted By : Faisal, Submitted On : Jun 10, 2006
• all couple have different phases of sex life, age: 20 din raat, age:
28 roz raat,
age: 38 jume-e-raat, age: 48 eid shabraat, age: 58 only JAZBAAT...
Submitted By : Faisal, Submitted On : Jun 10, 2006
• Sex is like a restaurant, sometimes u get good service, sometimes bad
service, sometimes no service and many times u hav 2 be happy wid self
service.
Submitted By :
Faisal, Submitted On : Jun 10, 2006
• Dost 1 : Apni girl friend ko chand mat kehna.
Dost 2 : woh kyun? Dirty Hindi sms
Dost 3 : Kehtay hain us per bhi 3 4 log char chukay hain.
Submitted By : Mani, Submitted On : Jun 07, 2006 |
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