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* Little boy 2 his
father
Little Boy: Dad how was i born?
Dad:
Well son your MOM&I got together at YAHOO
we setup data via E-mail & met in
cybercafe Your MoM agree 2 download from
my hard drive . just when i was abt 2 Dirty sms jokes
upload . We discovered that none of us
installed firewall. IT was 2 late 2 hit
Delet.
9Months later a pop up apeard
"U GOT A MALE"
Posted By: Tillu G On: Friday, March 07, 2008 | Messages: 3
* pidpidi
tu pidpidi mai pidpida
tud tang chai mai wech deta
teri ami ayi mai hans gia
tera abba aya mai nas gia. Dirty sms jokes
Posted By: seemi On: Monday, February 04, 2008 | Messages: 1
* U r mine or not
Teri gali ke chakar katte katte kute humare yaar ho gaye
tum to hamare ho na sake
hum kuto ke sardar ho gaye
Posted By: Alka On: Saturday, January 19, 2008 | Messages: 1
* badla ya payment
Ram lal: Thakur saheb gabbar ne bahu ki ijjat loot li hai.
Thakur: to?
Ram lal: bahu poch rahi hai k thakur se badla lena hai ya payment?
Posted By: FunderHide On: Thursday, January 17, 2008 | Messages: 1
* Kuch bhi nahi
Sardar apni balcony main shirt utar ker betha tha,
Dost kehta hai yaar kya chest hain!
Sardar fakhar se, ye to kuch bhi nahi andar ja ker apni bhabhi k dekh.
Posted By: Janjoo On: Thursday, November 29, 2007 | Messages: 1
* WOMAN AND COW
Aisi kon si cheez hai jo WOMAN main aagay hoti hai,
aur COW main peche?
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It's "W"
W-WOMAN
COW-W
Her waqt ghalat na socha kero.
Posted By: Faheem Dada On: Tuesday, November 13, 2007 | Messages: 1
* Kesa Mehsoos ker rahi ho?
Wedding night ki subah Delhe ne Dulhan se Pocha.
"Kesa Mehsoos ker rahi ho?"
Dulhan: Aap ne to mujhe College k dino ki yaad dila di.
Posted By: Wahaj On: Tuesday, November 13, 2007 | Messages: 1
* 6 Fingers
Master: Beta batao tumhare hath main kitni unglian hain?
Bacha: 6(Six)
Master: Haramzade kitni baar kaha hai k hath chadi main daal ker nahi
gina ker...!
Posted By: Janjoo On: Tuesday, November 13, 2007 | Messages: 1
* Bra and Hat Dirty sms jokes
What did the bra say to the hat?
"You go on ahead, while I give these two a lift."
Posted By: Rashi Joker On: Sunday, November 11, 2007 | Messages: 1
* Touches 2 Girl Everywhere!
In a bath room, a boy touches a girl everywhere! You Know whose that
boy?
Stupid It’s Lifeboy Soap! Dirty people always think dirty. |
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