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Collection of slightly adult sms text messages in roman Urdu, hindi and
English. Send these funny adult sms, adult sms forwards, free adult sms,
adult messages, adult sms jokes, Hindi adult sms, Urdu sexy adult sms to
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* Lot of S E X
Always start your day with a lot of S E X
S - SMILE
E - ENERGY
X - XCITEMENT Dirty sms messages
so make S E X a daily habit, and youll always B SUCC SEX FUL! in LIFE.
Posted By: Rashi Joker On: Sunday, November 11, 2007 | Messages: 1
* LIPTON TEA BAG
Ye Sookha Ander Jata Hai,
aur,Gila Bahir Ata Hai,
Phele Chota Hota Hai,
Phir Ye Mota Hota Hai,
Jab Ye Ander Rehta Hai,
To Ye Red Kar Deta Hai,
Thori Dair Helane Ke Bad Jab Esai Bahir Nekalo,
To Apne Kam Dikha Kar Ye,
Bejan Sa Bahir Ata Hai,
Kuch Aur Nahin Hai Ye,
Es Ko LIPTON TEA BAG , Kahty Hain
Posted By: Rashi Joker On: Sunday, November 11, 2007 | Messages: 2
* Not to worry!!!!
Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher: "Can kids of our age have kids?"
Teacher replied "NO Never!!"
Boy said to Girl : "Dekha! main ne kaha tha na! Tu aise he dar rahi thi"
Posted By: Rashi Joker On: Sunday, November 11, 2007 | Messages: 1
* PEPSI
Catch her by her waist…
Bring her home..
Keep ur hand on her neck
Put ur lips on her lips
& have a … Dirty sms messages
…nice drink… PEPSI
Posted By: Rashi Joker On: Sunday, November 11, 2007 | Messages: 1
* Husband Speaking
Sardar on phone:
Doctor my wife is pergnant. She is having pain right now.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking…
Posted By: Rashi Joker On: Sunday, November 11, 2007 | Messages: 1
* Sunsaan / Viraan
Boy:chalo kisi sunsaan/viraan jagah chaltey hain!
Girl:tum aisi-waisi harkat to nahi karoge?
Boy:bilkul nahi!
Girl:to phir rehne do…
Posted By: Rashi Joker On: Sunday, November 11, 2007 | Messages: 1
* Billi ka Itne sary Bache
Teacher: Bacho batao k billi 1 sath itnay
saray bachay kaisay paida karti hay?
Kid: Miss agar aap road pay billi ki
tarah ghoomo to aap ko pata chal jayega…
Posted By: Rashi Joker On: Sunday, November 11, 2007 | Messages: 1
* pehle Tum Dikhao
In a party a lady wanted
to go to toilet so
she inquired with a sardar
papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao,
sardarji replied u naughty pehle tum dikhao.
Posted By: Rashi Joker On: Sunday, November 11, 2007 | Messages: 1
* Me ok, ur wife very sweet
Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
"Me sick, no work"
Boss SMS back:
"When I am sick I kiss my wife try it"
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
"Me ok, ur wife very sweet"
Posted By: Rashi Joker On: Sunday, November 11, 2007 | Messages: 1
* Bath tub
main Dirty sms messages
Sardar : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai.
Friend : Acha wo kaise?
Sardar : Yar kal mein ghar gaya to wo bathtub mai bhi security guard k
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