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If u hav 2 eggs between ur 2 legs u r a man but
if u hav 4 eggs
between ur 2 legs don't think u r a superman someone is F**king u
Submitted By : Tanzeel, Added On : Oct 07, 2006
• Ah ohh ah ohh
nahi nahi
uff , Dirty sms
nahi
ah ah ah ah;
plz dont
nahi nahi nahi
aaaah aah aah aah
uff uff uff uff
bus
ah nahi oie
oie nahi
ah ah
ah Dirty sms
aby kyo chekh raha ha mobile gand main lay lia ha kya..
Submitted By : Nasir Ali, Added On : Oct 07, 2006
• Boy to girl : tum gaana boaht acha gaati ho
Girl to boy : nahi main to sirf bathroom singer hon
Boy : to phir bolao na kabi mehfil jamain ge
Submitted By : Usman, Added On : Sep 28, 2006
• Wo mangti the mein deta na tha,
jawab us k sawaloo ka.
Abhi rakha hi tha k choot gaya,
hath se phool gulab ka.
Wo kehti thi bara maza ata hay
jab under jata hay,
kano mein ik ik lafz janab ka.
Submitted By : Captivat, Added On : Sep 28, 2006
• Girl : Arey itna bara munh mein kaise daloon gi.
Boy : Jaldi se munh kholo.
Girl : Oops sare kapray geelay ho gaye.
Boy : Aur lo gee.
Girl: NA baba na yeh Gool Gapey tum he kahoo.
Submitted By : M.Nouman, Submitted On : Jun 23, 2006
• Tujhe dekhker aksar
Aajate hain mujhe chakker Dirty sms
Samajh nahin aata mujhe
Tum moannis ho ya muzakker
Submitted By : Shayan Raza, Submitted On : Jun 23, 2006
• 1 Person : Season Offer
Aik rupey ki do
Sardar : kya bhi kya
1 Person : Gand pe laat
Submitted By : Shayan Raza, Submitted On : Jun 23, 2006
• Wife : Pehlay tum daily karte they phir weekly aur ab monthly karte ho
.. Kyun ?
Husband : Pehle teri aisee thee {} .. Phir aisee thee { } .. Ab aisee
hai { } .. Ab kia karoon aise {} ki talash mein dar dar ki thokrein khaa
raha hoon.
Submitted By : Ali Swat, Submitted On : Jun 22, 2006
• Did u know meaning of WOMEN?
"W"ant
"O"ne
"M"an for
"E"very
"N"ight
Submitted By : Arslan, Submitted On : Jun 21, 2006
• Kya khel ishq ne khela hai
kyun latka hua ye kela hai
dil kal bhi mera akela tha
lun aaj bhi mera thakela hai
ye money nahin chhooti lun ki Dirty sms
hum kitni bar naha bethe
din men panch bar naha bethe
Dekha julie film ka gana kitna pyara hai |
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