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* Train mai aik husband apni wife say:
tujh say shadi ker k pachta raha hun Dirty Urdu sms
dil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun
samnay wala passenger:wao wao wao wao!!!
Posted By: Rashi Joker On: Sunday, November 11, 2007 | Messages: 1
* Indian Army
Beti: Maa Gaon mein Fauji aaye hain
Maa: andar aaja inki niyat bahut kharab hoti hai
Beti: Maa fauji Indian hain,
Maa: to bakri ko bhi andar le aa.
Posted By: Rashi Joker On: Sunday, November 11, 2007 | Messages: 1HOW
2 SATISFY A WOMAN: caress excite cuddle fascinate spoil kiss rub tease
pamper console worship respect & love.HOW 2 SATISFY A MAN: blow job
Latest porn releases:shaving private ryan.position impossible. as big as
it gets. forest hump. riding miss daisy. starwhores and pornocchio
Dirty Urdu sms
Why is Sex a 3 letter word? Its easier to spell than...
OHYESNOOSSHITYESDEEPER-
YESNOPLEASENOSHITYESOH-
SHITFU*KNOYESYESYESSHITOH.
I want triplets You want twins.Lets get in bed and see who wins!
A girl who opens her hands recieves gifts.who opens her heart recives
love.who opens her legs recieves happines
if u were a drum id bang u.if u were a pig id pork u.if u were a flower
id root u.if u were a nail id screw u.but cos ur a sweetie ill make love
2 u!
I want to suck you... I want to lick you... I wanna move my tongue all
over you... I want to feel you in my mouth... that's how u... eat an ice
cream...
1 day there was tis naked man N elephant, da elephant looks at the naked
man 4 a few seconds, then ask da naked man, 'HOW CAN U BREATH THRU THAT
LITTLE THING?'
Why do men pass gas more than women? Because women won't shut up long
enough to build up pressure.
A cat and a rooster
sat by a lake, the cat fell in the lake, the rooster
laughed! LESSON: when theres a wet pussy, there's a happy cock!
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