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Not here u fooooooool...Abhishek
hold it gently,put2fingrs,if dey dnt
fit,fos dem in,if de hole's big enaf,put3,
muv up&down,slowly..ooh yes..
can u fil it? dats how u wash a glass.slezz
Opn ur legs n get on top of me..well,
do ur thng nice n slow..,open it wide so
dat u can do ur thng quik,(Copyright www.www.funnylovesms.com)
There u go!!u've jst dropd a bomb on me [Toilet] slezz
AB BASANTI AA KAR AAP KE SAMNE DANCE KAREGI
WAIT.....
WAIT.....
WAIT.....
BASANTI KUTTON KE SAMNE DANCE NAHIEN KARTImukesh
Jis Tarah Shereen Bina Farhad Mar Gaya
Jis tarah Laila Bina Majnoon Mar Gaya
Bilkul Usi tarah
haan Usi tarh
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yeh kabhi bhi mat
sochna k main tumhare bina mar jaonga......lolz....
Ajnabee
Once a baby monkey ask his mum...."mum why r v so ugly?"Mum
replies..."Beta essa mat bol kio k jo yeh sms parh raha hay wo hum sai
bhi ugly hay Sweetlarki_aliza
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roses are red,violets are blue, the bulldog next door reminds me of you
pelo
Today, tommorow and yesterday there will be one heart that would always
beat for you You know Whose??? your Own Stupid!!! Mukhoji
Dark were those Days without UR sight....When I was in Darkness U gave
me Light.....U gave me Light 2 make Life Bright.......THANK YOU SO MUCH
U "T U B E L I G H T" saaya
I luv the way it rubs aganst the soft pink flesh creating creamy fomy
liquid, as it trust in and out up & down, cant wait till nxt time my
toothBrush Zizo
Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi.
Sagar se gahara koi nahi.
Aab aapki kya tarif karu...(Copyright www.www.funnylovesms.com)
Dost me aap jaisa...
Nalayak koi nahi! soha
I ask god a Flower ,he give me agarden. i ask a tree, he give me a
Forest. iask a lake , he gave me An ocean, Iask a fool, he gave UR Mob
no......george
ANDHE KAY HATH MAY TORCH .
BEHRAY KAY HATH MAY RADIO..
GUNGAY KAY HATH MAY MIC..
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OR.......... APP KAY HATH MAY
(MOBILE).......
KIA ZAMANA AAGAYA HAY.......HONEY
Pehle gale se lagao, Phir
kiss karo...
Phir bed pe litao, Phir uske legs uthao..(Copyright www.www.funnylovesms.com)
Agar bachhe ne susu kar dia, to pamper badlo...Abhishek
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