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Sex karo
Sex karo daily, Erotic sms jokes
Agar wo mil jaye akeli,
agar na mile akeli to pakar lo us ki saheli,
agar na mile saheli to zindabad hatheli
lekin sex karo daily
DIFFRENT PHASES OF SEX LIFE:
AGE 20 - DIN RAAT,
AGE 28 - ROZ RAAT,
AGE 38 - JUMME RAAT,
AGE 48 - CHAND RAAT, Erotic
sms jokes
AGE 58 - ONLY JAZBAAT,
AGE 68 - GALAT BAAT...
Toothpaste & Boobs
What is the Similarity between Toothpaste & Boobs?
Guess ? its easy !!
U know the answer !!
Kholo.. Dabao... Muh me dalo aur Fresh ho jaao.
Mr Elahi had 3 sons named
rehmet-e-elahi,
barkat-e-elahi,
n mehbub-e-elahi
when his 4th son was born
his wife decided to name
him bus-kar-e-elahi
What did ramu say when he
saw a surgical glove?
Shaym lagta to
condom hai
Erotic sms jokes
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