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A boy asked Airtel Girl
what is ur speciality? Erotic sms messages
Airtel Girl: Night time
incoming free!!
Bhagwan ko gussa kab
aata hai?
Jab kisi ladki ka rape
hone ke badd uski ma
bolti hai "HEY BHAGWAN
YE TUNE KYA KIYA...."
Teer Kya chalati ho dhaar
to TALWAR mein hai,
Teer Kya chalati ho dhaar
to TALWAR mein hai.
Dupatte se kya chupati ho,
maal to SALVAR mein hai!
Erotic sms messages
On first night, husband said
2 his wife: "Look darling before
marriage I had slept wit 10
girls"
wife replied: Kundi mili hai
to gunn to milega hi.
Kele Wala: Kele lelo Kele,
MADAM: arey bhiya kele to
pilpile hain kadak aur
lambe do.
Kele Wala: Arey madam kabhi to
kahne ke liye liya karo
Kya aap SEX karte hai.....
Kya aap CONDOM use karte hai....
Kya aap AIDS se darte hai....
to aap HATH se kyun nahi karte hai...
HATH chale to AIDS tale
Qes: Why is Delhi a male city (Mahanagar)
and Mumbai a female city (Mahanagri) ? ? ?
Ans: Delhi has Qutab Minar
while
Mumbai has Gateway of INDIA!
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