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Do u know how to entertain
Do u know how to entertain Foolish/Stupid peoples(Copyright www.www.funnylovesms.com)
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* PRESS UP *By Rizwan Mumtaz
you are very smrta smatr sr
you are very smrta smatr srtam sa m art msart sorry it dosent fit on
you.By faheem
Do u know that ur smile takes
Do u know that ur smile takes 1000 people to death? Save the world... so
plz start teeth brushing regularly By zeeshi
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Raat ko karo gey to SuSt (In Hindi)
Raat ko karo gey to SuSt raho gey.....Din ko karo gey to ChuSt Raho gey...(Copyright www.www.funnylovesms.com)
Kartey raho gey to TanDrusT Raho gey...
EK SMS YAAR!!!!!By Waseem
Let me kiss ur lips, let
Let me kiss ur lips, let me feel ur teeth, let me feel ur
tongue.SMILE!This is ur friend "PEPSODENT" reminding you to brush ur
teeth,Twice a day Everyday :)By Waseem(Copyright www.www.funnylovesms.com)
Ek bar karo na plz..(In Hindi)
Ek bar karo na plz..
kisi ko pata nahi chalega..
plz karo naaa........
muje acha lage ga...
ek bar hamari dosti ki khatri
kar do na plzz...(Copyright www.www.funnylovesms.com)
ek pyara sa SMS!!! By Waseem
us ne kaha or dabao (In Urdu)
us ne kaha or dabao ,,,,, main dabaya ,,, us ne kaha or dabao ,, main ne
or dabaya ,,,us ne kaha baniyan nikal do phir dabao ,,,, main ne phir
dabaya ,,, us ne kaha paint bhi nikal do phir dabao ,,,, main ne phir
dabaya dekha ho gya na suit case band :d By Zubi(Copyright www.www.funnylovesms.com)
Sirf ik bar khaado, sirf(In Urdu)
Sirf ik bar khaado,
sirf ik bar khaado, plz ik bar khaado,abh intazar
nahin hota,abh sabar nahin hota, keun nahin khatee ho tum...... ka aqqal
bareee ka bhaeenss.By Rythem
If u want
SUCCESS in life;
If u want SUCCESS in life; be Sweet as Honey,be Regular as Clock,be
Fresh as Rose,be Soft as Tissue, be Strong as Rock,be Sure as Death,and....be
Smart as ME.(Copyright www.www.funnylovesms.com)
hahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahaahahahahihihihihihihihihih
ihihihihihihihihihihihihihohohohohohohohohohoho nothing special my
friend,
just your face come in my mind. ha ha ha ha ha ha
2days weather 4cast:
2days weather 4cast: it wud b cloudy if u frown, rainy if u cry, clear
if ur happy, sunny if u smile & stormy if u sing!
Sweet fruits r nice 2 eat,
Sweet fruits r nice 2 eat, sweet words r nice 2 say, but sweet people r
really hard
2 find. My goodness, how the hell did u manage 2 find me(Copyright www.www.funnylovesms.com)
we've known....each other for....quite a while
we've known....each other for....quite a while now, do u think we can b
more....
than friends? cos i like u very much. will u b my partner 2... rob a
bank?
Yeh teri aankhein jhuki-jhuki (In Urdu)
Yeh teri aankhein jhuki-jhuki si,Yeh tera chehra khila-khila sa,jab tere
chehre
par haath fera ,Aadha kilo Fair & lovely mila...(Copyright www.www.funnylovesms.com)
Last night some Monkeys came running
Last night some Monkeys came running to my room.They wanted to trouble
good people... I suggested ur name.They said Oh!!!No we cant disturb our
Boss...
Why did God Create U before Me....?
Why did God Create U before Me....? Ans: Bcause he wanted to Create a
SAMPLE,
Be4 Creating A *Master-Piece* He! He! He! Hu!! Hu!! Hey!! Hey!!
What is the difference between Monkey & Donkey
What is the difference between Monkey & Donkey ?Monkey saves this
message
& Donkey deletes this message.Choice is urs........(Copyright www.www.funnylovesms.com)
Not every flower can represent love but roses did it.
Not every flower can represent love but roses did it. Not every tree can
stand thirst, but cactus did it. Not every monkey can read SMS but hey
you just did! Enjoy your day, and dont forget to smile!
pyar na rahe to vafa kaun karega.(In Urdu)
pyar na rahe to vafa kaun karega.dost na rahe to dosti kaun karega.khuda
salamat rakhe aapko varna bandar ki tarah uchhal kud kaun karega By
swaran
u r many kolometres
u r many kolometres away frm me.still i,m watching ur every move thru 3
different channels 1.pogo 2. cartoon network 3.animal planetBy swaran
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