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jo sidha samajh me nahin aaya ulta kya khak samjh ayega. SaaMer
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ek khuwab,ek khayal,ek hakekat ho tum,dosti mein pharne wali har zarurat
ho tum,jise roz ek sms krna phare,AREE YAR AJEEB MUSIBAT HOO TUM,
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As u sleep, bow ur head n say this prayer...thank u lord 4 this terribly
stunning sender.may his smartness, intellect and charm inspire me...amen
Deepu 09847774000
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agar miss hee karna hai to
un mosquitoes koa karo joa
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hello....
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Awaz nahi aa rahi?
HELLO...?
ab awaz ayi?
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Ab bhi nahi?....
..awaz kaise ayegi buddhu? ye to sms hai.SANDEEP
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worries; Live simply; Expect less; Give more & Always have ME as UR
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Sub kitne chhote chhote ,pyare pyare hate hain. babu
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Papa- Nahi beta abhi nahi
Nahi papa mujh ko abhi Bandar dekhna hai naaa!
Nahi betaa tum abhi Bandar nahi dekh sakteee.
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